What can jesus do for you?

King James Bible · 22-12-2010 6:34pm #1

I am currently writing a book on accepting Christ and getting saved and I have been thinking, if Christ asked you what if he could do for you in order for you to become a moral christian and accept him as your savior, what would that thing be?

lalee17 · 22-12-2010 6:35pm

Kill the rapist priests

KeithM89_old · 22-12-2010 6:36pm

Build me a time machine

Busi_Girl08 · 22-12-2010 6:36pm

Exist.

TanG411 · 22-12-2010 6:36pm

Get me a mod to close this thread.

PK2008 · 22-12-2010 6:36pm

Snow tyres

AntiMatter · 22-12-2010 6:36pm

Get Christians to start acting Christian.

Kimia · 22-12-2010 6:37pm

Win the lotto?

Monty Burnz · 22-12-2010 6:37pm

Explain the point of Lost.

Nodin · 22-12-2010 6:37pm

King James Bible wrote: »

I am currently writing a book on accepting Christ and getting saved and I have been thinking, if Christ asked you what if he could do for you in order for you to become a moral christian and accept him as your savior, what would that thing be?

Depending on the definition of "moral christian" the two could be mutually exclusive.

raah! · 22-12-2010 6:38pm

Wrong forum buddy.

Also, if he did not consider the two words to be in some way independent of each other, he would not have used them together like that, as it would be a tautology. If he wanted them to be the same thing he could have said "more christian" or something like that.

Mr. Manager · 22-12-2010 6:39pm

A lot of things. Not going to list as my fingers would bleed near the end

alwaysadub · 22-12-2010 6:39pm

Buy me a new car.

mle1324 · 22-12-2010 6:40pm

Ask the snow to **** off

RonMexico · 22-12-2010 6:40pm

Turn the snow around RTE into pure cocaine. Just so we could see the staff crawling around outside foaming at the mouth.

"It was shockin Joe..."

"Schhhhnnniiiiiiiiiifffffffffff ... schhhhniiiiiiifffffffff...eh wha?"

"They were out of their minds Joe!"

"Eh sccchhhhhhhhnnnnnnniiiiiiiiifffffffff....I can't feel my face - time for a break!"

22-12-2010 6:40pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs

ScumLord · 22-12-2010 6:42pm

Show himself.

Gran Hermano · 22-12-2010 6:42pm

zombie thread...

mloc · 22-12-2010 6:43pm

King James Bible wrote: »

I am currently writing a book on accepting Christ and getting saved and I have been thinking, if Christ asked you what if he could do for you in order for you to become a moral christian and accept him as your savior, what would that thing be?

I'm going to presume you are a troll, because that is one of the most ridiculous questions I've ever read.

Anyway, someone has already written that book, the whole getting saved thing, it's called the bible. It's not great reading, pretty contradictory and in general, a bit boring.

There are more interesting forms of fiction out there, it'll probably sell better too.