Let's write a letter to new Minister for Finance

Dangerous Man

Here's the idea:

We all contribute something to the letter - and by the time the next minister is sworn in, I'll print and send the thing.

So, to begin,


Dear Minister___________

chucken1

Sorry it's been so long since my last letter..but the previous minister took away my will to live.

sNarah

No.

kerash

and a surprise please.

P.s I hope rudolph likes the carrot

Lots of love

kerash
xxx

Sarky

If that doesn't fix the country nothing will.

RolandIRL

i think cthullu should replace you

Star Lord

P.P.S. - Lets hang out and play "Stinkmop"

gbee

Please tax me even more so I can just declare bankruptcy and get free holidays in the sun, free med card, free doctor, and no debts to pay.

As it is, I have or by the time you read this letter, had no Christmas this year. It's now costing me €50 to travel 200 miles ~ it did not even cost me that much in the height of the Celtic Tiger and at when people were PAYING me €50 a mile, today I won't get €50 for a day's work and no one is paying mileage anymore.

I'd like a nice padded cell, but I'll settle for 4 servings of gruel a day and a prison uniform.

Yours,
Totally defeated.

James T Kirk

Let's not...

Sarky

There are also too many TDs in this country. Please eliminate at least 50, preferably by means of a gruelling obstacle course where the audience participate by operating the death traps and nothing is how it seems.

bluecatmorgana

Question: since the HSE got worse during the celtic tiger years does that mean it will get better during the recession years?

stoneill

Dear new MOF.

The last bloke did a great job, look at all the money he had to give to banks.
How are you going to do a better job than that?

Love
Voter.

TanG411

Dear Minister,

Do you like chocolate? I like chocolate, but I don't think you're very sweet.

Sarcastically,
Rosicky7