Ireland, redeem yourselves and accept Christ

King James Bible

It is time for Ireland to redeem its sinful ways and accept our Lord Jesus Christ who died for your sins into your heart.

You must accept Jesus, renew your faith and to become a new man, or as we like to say here to go through a rebirth. When we do not accept Christ into our lives and accept him into our lives we become pawns of the devil in his quest to bring about the rapture and take with him as many innocent sheep as possible.

He hides everywhere, whether it be in television shows, pornography, tempting women and dangerous drugs. You just don’t realise it yet, but because so many of you have not accepted Christ youre lives are poorer as a result. You are sheep cast out into the darkness, so could you tell me where I can bring my travelling ministry in Ireland as I am not yet familiar with it.

I intend to travel the length and breath of this land to bring the light of Christ to as many as possible and expunge the wicked ways of its inhabitants. Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

Biggins

No. Bye.

TheZohanS

King James Bible wrote: »

Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

Abbeyleix.

bazza1

Ok.. done

It wasn't me!

Mmmm... Tempting women...

Son Of A Vidic

Trolling for Jesus!

Hyperbullet

If we dont sin Jesus died for nothing right?

So where the porn and the tempting women at??

Dennis the Stone

I accepted Christ, but he didn't accept me.

tricky D

Watch out. Carrie White's mom's back.

TheZohanS

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

I accepted Christ, but he didn't accept me.

Maybe he doesn't use Facebook?

Setun

The OP has one of my favourite usernames of all time. It's so grandiose.

Dennis the Stone

TheZohan wrote: »

Maybe he doesn't use Facebook?

He couldn't figure out how to use it, because he's as thick as sh*t.

deepsouthtalla

Religion is a private thing AH is not the place for it!!!

mikemac

The King James Bible was for the Church of England

Don't think you'll find members here

tommyhaas

King James Bible wrote: »

Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

Dail Eireann perhaps

Biggins

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

I accepted Christ, but he didn't accept me.

What were you using? VISA?

Andy-Pandy

I want a techni coloured dream coat. Promise me that and ill think about it

Biggins

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

I want a techni coloured dream coat. Promise me that and ill think about it

Try wearing a Mackintosh with 32bit colour resolution!

kinseydub

King James Bible wrote: »

Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

Portrane Mental Home with the rest of your deluded friends.

Ghandee

Jesus will NEVER return to work on this earth again!

The last bit of work he did in Jerusalem, he said the pay wasnt great, and he got hammered with tax!

January

King James Bible wrote: »

It is time for Ireland to redeem its sinful ways and accept our Lord Jesus Christ who died for your sins into your heart.

You must accept Jesus, renew your faith and to become a new man, or as we like to say here to go through a rebirth. When we do not accept Christ into our lives and accept him into our lives we become pawns of the devil in his quest to bring about the rapture and take with him as many innocent sheep as possible.

He hides everywhere, whether it be in television shows, pornography, tempting women and dangerous drugs. You just don’t realise it yet, but because so many of you have not accepted Christ youre lives are poorer as a result. You are sheep cast out into the darkness, so could you tell me where I can bring my travelling ministry in Ireland as I am not yet familiar with it.

I intend to travel the length and breath of this land to bring the light of Christ to as many as possible and expunge the wicked ways of its inhabitants. Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

I reckon Finglas South would be as good a place as any....

strobe

How can ace be one and eleven!?!? What kind of messiah would allow that!?

knird evol

King James Bible wrote: »

I so could you tell me where I can bring my travelling ministry in Ireland as I am not yet familiar with it.

Southhill, Limerick

TanG411

He's still responding to my friend request.

Gran Hermano

We needa jewish zombie forum...

GarRo247

King James Bible wrote: »

It is time for Ireland to redeem its sinful ways and accept our Lord Jesus Christ who died for your sins into your heart.

You must accept Jesus, renew your faith and to become a new man, or as we like to say here to go through a rebirth. When we do not accept Christ into our lives and accept him into our lives we become pawns of the devil in his quest to bring about the rapture and take with him as many innocent sheep as possible.

He hides everywhere, whether it be in television shows, pornography, tempting women and dangerous drugs. You just don’t realise it yet, but because so many of you have not accepted Christ youre lives are poorer as a result. You are sheep cast out into the darkness, so could you tell me where I can bring my travelling ministry in Ireland as I am not yet familiar with it.

I intend to travel the length and breath of this land to bring the light of Christ to as many as possible and expunge the wicked ways of its inhabitants. Please tell me where I might be best starting, and where I and the word of the lord would be most welcome.

Firstly Ireland has had enough problems with our own church and many are leaving it, we don't need yours coming over to us.

I don't believe any religion anyway. If you can use scientific methods or otherwise factual methods to prove any one point or idea in your religion ill listen to you, if you blindly believe in something that cannot be proven just because someone told you to believe in it your a mad man who is too quick to believe in things.

Redlion

King James Bible wrote: »

You are sheep

I thought that's what Christians are.

Biggins

strobe wrote: »

How can ace be one and eleven!?!? What kind of messiah would allow that!?

They got the name wrong. Its not "Jesus" - its "Janus".
Thats how!

Aldebaran

Fcukin' magnets, how do they work?

King James Bible

GarRo247 wrote: »

Firstly Ireland has had enough problems with our own church and many are leaving it, we don't need yours coming over to us.

I don't believe any religion anyway. If you can use scientific methods or otherwise factual methods to prove any one point or idea in your religion ill listen to you, if you blindly believe in something that cannot be proven just because someone told you to believe in it your a mad man who is too quick to believe in things.

Science and faith must work together to discover the true meaning of life. As for proof, my bible is proof enough for me for the majesty of Our Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins and saved mankind in the process.

AlmightyCushion

If Jesus wants this thread re-opened then he knows what to do.