Wine

uch

To much wine,
can't see,
bed for me,
I'm drunk you see

sNarah

No wine, just beer for me,
although that makes me pee
a lot more than should be

Maybe a Baileys and a tad of cream
could help me sleep and dream
without having to scream

Or a nice tonic, topped up with gin
knocks you right in the chin
and will make you leave with a grin

Wine on the other hand
leads me into dangerous land
and makes me sink in the sand.

I'll finish up with a rum
probably then will play on my drum
and end up crying for my mum.

Fago!

I can't drink beer, I might be sick
So wine will have to do the trick
But yesterday I puked it up
The wine that I had taken a sup.

I guess i'll have to stick with milk
It lines my stomach just like silk
back to bed I go go go
To all a happy ho ho ho

Dangerous Man

I once drank tea
So I'd feel pain
The wine tastes better
So I had that.

A couple more beers
and then a loaf of bread
It's a hard thing to ask
Is it not?

There's tennis on the telly
A glass of vodka, I think
Maybe when the clock strikes fully
We can have some more.

Thanks everybody. *HUGE BOW*

sNarah

I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed.
Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up.
I always reached the stuff piled up
a-piled up in the sink.

But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties.

Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home.
She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone

Living in my own. What am I supposed to do?

That's why always find him in kitchen at parties.
you will always find him in the kitchen at parties.
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties.

Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock.
She was into french cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu.
This was at some do in palmers green
I had no luck with her.

You will still find him in kitchen at parties.
You will still find him in kitchen at parties.

At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me.
We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way.

And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties.
I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties.
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties.