If you knew you were going to die today...

Deus Ex Machina

And you could choose your last words, what would they be?

Some great supposed last words:

I am dying, I haven't drunk champage for a long time
Anton Chekhov

The earth is suffocating....swear to make them cut me open so that I won't be burried alive
Frederic Chopin

I am not the least afraid to die
Charles Darwin

I'd hate to die twice, it's so boring
Richard Feynman

Scuid Mhór

'turn on the righteous brothers. their voices do sound better than mine.'

alwaysadub

Told you i was sick.

theteal

Poxy traffic!

KeithM89_old

"Zepplin ruuullleee........":)

Berty

I better get a fvcking condolence thread

hondasam

I hope there is hot guys where im going

red menace

Oscar Wilde's last words,. “Either those curtains go, or I do”

Latchy

I never believed in overstaying my welcome

Dunjohn

Enter High Score.

Ficheall

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddoooommmmm...

jd007

Respawn in 3,2,1............

Overheal

Don't look in the sock drawer

Micky Dolenz

I'll be back

pablomakaveli

"Drink, drink. Fan, fan. Rub, rub" - Nelsons actual last words.

All that needs to be said really.

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'll be back

any time or date in mind

Darksaga87

Hey guys!! Watch this!!

What bus?

Does that look infected?

Oh good, the americans are here to save us!

EKRIUQ

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's.

starbelgrade

Here Lies An Atheist.

All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go.

carltoniII

arghhh least know when final double shaft comes. spiked drinks one. two drunk chick with strange guy who shouts at people about me being a stalker so to settle things straight i call the gardai so they can take her home oh look the inebraited tosser is suddenly ok and able to walk off in the strangers arms..how romantic wondered what was going on there hmm. n

either wud even wait for the garda i standing there for half an hour loike but just cidnt wait once the chocoloady were called.....

Dravokivich

It'd be too late for me to post in this thread...

...hindsight is a brilliant thing ey?

skywalker

Its gonna be great!

Sanjuro

My only regret in life is that I'm going to die.

orourkeda

Who wants a facial?

missingtime

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

cypharius

rez pls

CreepingDeath

There is another skywalker...

FatherLen

they will never hit us with those cannons from th............

Wazdakka

I regret nothing.

bonerm

"Give half my money to my girlfriend and the rest to my wife."

FatherLen

Wazdakka wrote: »

I regret nothing.

not even that cliché ^^

dr.bollocko

Legalise it!

Wazdakka

FatherLen wrote: »

not even that cliché ^^

I thought Father Jessup was the most sarcastic priest in Ireland..

jimthemental

If I knew I was going to die today I wouldn't have come to work. Might start chain smoking for the day too!

Sofaspud

Avenge me!

Bonavox

"I was only joking about all that atheist shíte."

sink

"hmmm, I'm surprisingly lucid for someone seconds away from death."

Duggy747

Hmm, quite a few to choose from:

"I'll tell you where I buried my thousands of Euros..........it's in a case under................." *dead*

"I want to be stuffed and standing upright for my wake!"

"If there was a hell and I was going to it, I'd mention you bastards......I might get a discount!"

"I want a traditional Viking funeral."

JohnP199

"The Ryan Line is now closed"

sensibleken

Quit stabbing me, asshole!

stevejr

hondasam wrote: »

I hope there is hot guys where im going

Be carful what ya wish for, lots of hot people in hell:D

hondasam

stevejr wrote: »

Be carful what ya wish for, lots of hot people in hell:D

Ah come on Im only on AH it's not that bad a sin

Is it ?