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  • 20-12-2010 2:23am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭


    II was 7ish, my belovef da gave me me pressie from sant from the boot of my car..wrapped in 5 star paper..I asked for operation and got a ****in dentist.thing..now ended up a nurse..moral of the storu..dony come to me...


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Help & Feedback Category Moderators Posts: 9,808 CMod ✭✭✭✭Shield


    Can someone translate this for me please? Thanks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    psni wrote: »
    Can someone translate this for me please? Thanks.

    .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    How many new "drunk" threads you planning on starting tonight?

    This goin to be your last post of this year? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    will reply to mybown thread, as in to go away, will not get replies as wudbe a...bla bla bla thread ...I cud have gon on for ages


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Put down the bottle and step away from the keyboard, alky.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    What is it with nurses and alcohol?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 352 ✭✭Goldenegg


    What is it with nurses and alcohol?

    Coppers / mcgowans.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    prawn toas in the oen, an so hapy that u wer conerned enuf 2 comtact who u did, me boys r bigin it up in da ambulance so me buys r biggin it real big....:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    I think someone needs a pint of water, stat!



    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    ach wee ya


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭some_dose


    Someone needs to take a long jump off a short cliff, stat!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Jaysus, no one gets the jib jab anymore..my sesame prawn toast is in an actual oven, and am salivating with the thought of the garlic mayo, just dripping down my chin, as I take the first succulent taste of the king orawn that i have just caught skinny dipping off the forty foot.. in the nip......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Goldenegg wrote: »
    Coppers / mcgowans.
    I wish, was surprisingly barred in my younger days, thru no fault of my own...apart from maybe being a slightly pissed nurse..but swore then that I would never ever do it again....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 527 ✭✭✭shuvly


    Ok ah lads, am obviosly sober now, who's financial health would ye say that its safe in, mine or brians? i wud take it as a perxonal insultb if ye piced...me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Post something sensible and readable or don't post at all.


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