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Kettle and the Saucepan

deathbot · 2010-12-18 00:32:28

There was once a kettle named Steven. Steven (who is a kettle) has been fighting with Henry the saucepan (That's Henry the saucepan, not Henry the hoover) for years. One day Steven (the kettle) attacked Henry (the saucepan). Henry later died in the hospital. The end.

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18-12-2010 1:32am

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deathbot

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There was once a kettle named Steven. Steven (who is a kettle) has been fighting with Henry the saucepan (That's Henry the saucepan, not Henry the hoover) for years.

One day Steven (the kettle) attacked Henry (the saucepan). Henry later died in the hospital.

The end.

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#2 18-12-2010 2:54am
Smartly Dressed

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Changing the name of the saucepan would be a simple way of avoiding any confusion with the hoover.

Other than that, great work!

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#3 18-12-2010 11:48am
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Wait, so Stephen knew internal affairs was setting him up the whole time???

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#4 18-12-2010 6:54pm
deathbot

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This is all so fruitless. Maybe it's time I went and got myself diagnosed.

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