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Is that weirdo a Boardsie...?

  • 17-12-2010 3:39pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭


    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    What's a tank top?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Cool story bruh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    In before frada!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 447 ✭✭AntiMatter


    Lives in a basement? Gotta be a troll.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I wonder does he have a basement jaxx or does he just shít in a bucket?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...

    hmm, so basically...

    ...you fancy him and want us to do the detective work because you didn't have the courage to walk up and talk to him?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    This guy wants to know which town?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    bonerm wrote: »
    I wonder does he have a basement jaxx or does he just shít in a bucket?


    I'd say he's a Romeo all the same...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    I'm not kiddin...he looked like yer man off little britian....

    I have images of all you Ah'ers being cool, kinda nerdy guys...and that I can live with. But if any of yis look anything like that fella, well, I'm outta here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Fittle wrote: »
    I'm not kiddin...he looked like yer man off little britian....

    I have images of all you Ah'ers being cool, kinda nerdy guys...and that I can live with. But if any of yis look anything like that fella, well, I'm outta here.

    No, the truth is far more sinister...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Fittle wrote: »
    I'm not kiddin...he looked like yer man off little britian....

    I have images of all you Ah'ers being cool, kinda nerdy guys...and that I can live with. But if any of yis look anything like that fella, well, I'm outta here.


    Rumour has it there's one or two women posting on here too. Man-ish looking women, but women all the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    Ahem. I would be one of them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Fittle wrote: »
    Ahem. I would be one of them.


    Oh, riiight...

    ...well sure man up so I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Where is this 'town' that you speak of?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    I bet he's a really nice guy and you're just being a judgmental bitch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Fittle wrote: »
    I'm not kiddin...he looked like yer man off little britian....

    I have images of all you Ah'ers being cool, kinda nerdy guys...and that I can live with. But if any of yis look anything like that fella, well, I'm outta here.

    Ya haven't been to an AH beers yet then?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Rumour has it there's one or two women posting on here too. Man-ish looking women, but women all the same.

    Lies. Theres a few pretending to be wimmin alright, but sure who are we to judge...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    Which side is the right?




    .................................................................................................This side.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...

    I bet he went home and fapped thinking about you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    steve06 wrote: »
    I bet he went home and fapped thinking about you!

    My sentiments exactly:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Fittle wrote: »
    .
    ................................................................................................This side
    .
    here let me help


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Its not me ,i dont have a tank top anymore ,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    Fittle wrote: »
    Ahem. I would be one of them.

    A/S/L? GIGGITY, GIGGITY.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...


    Nah. Sounds like a 4chan member.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Fittle wrote: »
    .................................................................................................This side.

    That's your left, our right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fittle wrote: »
    My sentiments exactly:eek:
    well, at least you made someone happy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,775 ✭✭✭Fittle


    knird evol wrote: »
    That's your left, our right

    That's my right.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    What's a tank top?

    The bit that pivots and holds the main gun, usually called the turret.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    I dont like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Fittle wrote: »
    I'm not kiddin...he looked like yer man off little britian....

    I have images of all you Ah'ers being cool, kinda nerdy guys...

    Ya see those two just don't mix - cool & nerdy. That's a bit like saying an intelligent politician or a selfless banker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Ahhhh wait now ..hang on OP ..yeah that would be yer man ..whatisname .....
    YOU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...

    Cool story bro......


    So after all the overtime I did this week I was out doing my laundry. Of course almost all my clothes being dirty, I had to wear my trackies and that dodgy yellow tanktop and brown jacket I used at last halloween when I dressed up as that lad from tv. Anyhow I went out to grab and sandwich and as I was wanderin along I saw this woman just staring at me - looking me up and down and me clothes and everything. Gaping mouth like a dead fish on dealiest catch. Anyhow it hit me then - what if this nutjob was a boardsie ? I mean are these the kinda judgemental gawking folk you all are on here ?......not sure I wanna post here anymore.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...
    Fair fuks to him for not giving a sh1t about how he looks and the inevitable judging.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Fittle, you should change your name to Fickle...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Originally Posted by Fittle

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers?
    Posting even once makes you a AH-er .You just found your home

    In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore

    AH is a revolving door , like a pub crawl people pop in , pop out ....depends on the mood and it's not like the place is going to be sold to the highest bidder ..not for a few years yet anyhows .

    Puke .....(excuse me AH-ers )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...


    When I was a kid, my Grandad - who is now deceased - used to take me up into the attic of his house.

    When we got there, he would open a big wooden chest... and in that chest, there was a mermaid.

    He'd make me have sex with the mermaid for his own sexual gratification.

    Years after he had passed away, I returned to his house & went up into the attic and opened the chest.

    In it, was the body of a dead monkey with it's legs sown together.

    You remind me of that monkey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Latchy wrote: »
    Puke .....(excuse me AH-ers )


    Hell no need for apologies - thats considered polite around here.

    Don't mind if i do myself....

    ...puke.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    When I was a kid, my Grandad - who is now deceased - used to take me up into the attic of his house.

    When we got there, he would open a big wooden chest... and in that chest, there was a mermaid.

    He'd make me have sex with the mermaid for his own sexual gratification.

    Years after he had passed away, I returned to his house & went up into the attic and opened the chest.

    In it, was the body of a dead monkey with it's legs sown together.

    You remind me of that monkey.

    Please say you at least had it stuffed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Please say you at least had it stuffed.

    I stuffed it enough for years while it was alive.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Hell no need for apologies - thats considered polite around here.

    Don't mind if i do myself....

    ...puke.....

    Indeed why puke alone when ..anyhows you would think after 16,000 odd posts I would remember ..ah that's the beauty of AH ......hic


    / remembers to post's off subscriptions to private forums
    :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 444 ✭✭RainbowRose81


    Fittle wrote: »
    I was in town at lunch and saw this really weird lukin fella - he was about 50 with (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald - my initial thoughts were that he lives in a basement bedsit alone:(

    Then I thought is that weirdo a boardsie? Like what if he's one of you Ah-ers? In his basement with his brown jacket on.....I'm not sure I'd wanna post here anymore...

    Well, its normal and usual to see strange looking people in dublin city centre. Since i moved to dublin three years ago i have never seen as many strange looking people in all my life as i do here on a daily basis. I think you should really get out more. I don't understand why you assume and judge people who live alone or in bedsits are strange people?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 444 ✭✭RainbowRose81


    Fittle wrote: »
    Ahem. I would be one of them.

    What does 'ahem' mean. Do you have a cold or cough? I don't understand why people sniff and cough when they don't have a cold or don't need to it. I notice when your walking past some people they sniff or cough, what's that all about... its abnormal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I don't understand why you assume and judge people who live alone or in bedsits are strange people?

    Someone lives alone in a bedsit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Fittle wrote: »
    (too short) tracksuit bottoms and shoes and socks - a yellow tanktop (with nothing underneath) and a brown jacket, about 6ft four and bald -
    QUOTE]

    What was wrong with that outfit? Did it make my bum look big?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What was wrong with that outfit? Did it make my bum look big?

    Big is not the word for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Big is not the word for it.
    Lost your thesaurus again star? Anyway, I know you love it large:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Originally Posted by RainbowRose81
    I don't understand why you assume and judge people who live alone or in bedsits are strange people?

    Indeed ....fcuk no , like the acorn waiting to sprout , the foundations and dynamics of society are to be found in people who have at one or other time lived in bedsits ....( even if the landlord was/ is from Offaly) jasusssssssssss ! .


    The dream give or take a few years, is on the horizon ......as long as you got your bank credentials / mortage it in order :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    you should have shouted hi terry


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