Bank of Ireland ATM issues

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 9:06pm #1

This morning, I went to 5 different ATM's (the BOI one was out of service) and all spat my card out without cash "The issuer has declined this transaction"... nearly had me ****ed for going to work, luckily I could borrow money... anyway, went to the branch later who told me my card was fine, and I still had **** loads of money :P They said it may have been a 'glitch', did anyone else have the same prob this morning??

orourkeda · 13-12-2010 9:25pm

wikileaks must bank with BOI

red menace · 13-12-2010 9:26pm

My card was declined in Canada today but worked on a different machine shortly after so possible that there wast some bits of downtime
Then again in a different country so that could be the reason for that

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 9:29pm

Looks like moving to the safest bet... Ulster Bank, BOI can take responsibility for me nearly missing work today because I couldn't get at my cash... my money will be saved elsewhere

Pighead · 13-12-2010 9:30pm

A ridiculously thinly veiled bragging thread in operation here. Bragging about shitloads of money when the rest of us are all impoverished, whilst living together in a giant warehouse for the homeless and strays just isn't cool.

If the internet had been around in the famine you'd probably have regaled us with a thread about how you lost the key to your giant shedload of spuds but found it again very soon after and had a lovely big dinner thank you very much.

Son Of A Vidic · 13-12-2010 9:32pm

BOI is just waiting for the cash to arrive from our new 'absentee Landlords'.

Big Nasty · 13-12-2010 9:37pm

Pighead wrote: »

A ridiculously thinly veiled bragging thread in operation here. Bragging about shitloads of money when the rest of us are all impoverished, whilst living together in a giant warehouse for the homeless and strays just isn't cool.

If the internet had been around in the famine you'd probably have regaled us with a thread about how you lost the key to your giant shedload of spuds but found it again very soon after and had a lovely big dinner thank you very much.

Pighead - somtimes your are extremely funny - other times I just feel like telling you to fcuk right off and this is one of them!

Before you give your witty retort I know arguing with you is like slagging the guy with the mike in a comdey show but I needed to get that off my chest.

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 9:39pm

Pighead wrote: »

A ridiculously thinly veiled bragging thread in operation here. Bragging about shitloads of money when the rest of us are all impoverished, whilst living together in a giant warehouse for the homeless and strays just isn't cool.

If the internet had been around in the famine you'd probably have regaled us with a thread about how you lost the key to your giant shedload of spuds but found it again very soon after and had a lovely big dinner thank you very much.

The bank told me "you have loads of money in there" when in reality, I really don't... don't take life so seriously my friend...

Mark200 · 13-12-2010 9:43pm

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

The bank told me "you have loads of money in there" when in reality, I really don't... don't take life so seriously my friend...

I believe the term you used was "**** loads" of money.

Pighead · 13-12-2010 9:44pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Pighead - somtimes your are extremely funny - other times I just feel like telling you to fcuk right off and this is one of them!

Before you give your witty retort I know arguing with you is like slagging the guy with the mike in a comdey show but I needed to get that off my chest.

It's good to get these things off your chest, 1975. Let it all out buddy. Release the anger. Spit your venom towards Pighead's chiselled chops. Give him what for. Get angry with Pighead all you want my child but remember this: “Anger is only one letter short of danger”

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 9:45pm

Mark200 wrote: »

I believe the term you used was "**** loads" of money.

"went to the branch later who told me my card was fine, and I still had **** loads of money"... go back to bed

Pighead · 13-12-2010 9:51pm

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

The bank told me "you have loads of money in there" when in reality, I really don't... don't take life so seriously my friend...

Life must be taken seriously when you're a pauper who doesn't know where his next McDonalds Festive burger is going to come from.

You have to know your audience before you flaunt your obscene tales of riches and good luck. Would you make love to your fantastic looking girlfriend in front of an ugly man with no todger?

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 9:56pm

Pighead wrote: »

Life must be taken seriously when you're a pauper who doesn't know where his next McDonalds Festive burger is going to come from.

You have to know your audience before you flaunt your obscene tales of riches and good luck. Would you make love to your fantastic looking girlfriend in front of an ugly man with no todger?

Pighead, your treating this like your own troll thread...

Pighead · 13-12-2010 10:05pm

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

Pighead, your treating this like your own troll thread...

Pighead's doing no such thing. Have loads and loads of sympathy for your card spitting troubles this morning. Can only imagine your poor wee cold puzzled face as machine after machine said "No money for you today son, on your bike". Can see you scratching your fine head of hair wondering aloud "What in the fcuk is going on here?"

Believe Pighead when he says he feels your pain. Same thing happened to this poster back in 92 in the Oasis nightclub in Carrickmacross. Went out with shitloads of personality and absolute slurry loads of good looks as per usual but something weird was happening all night long. The chicks weren't responding to Pighead's dancefloor thrusts. Five extreme pelvic thrusts were met with looks of disgust from five different chicks. Was a total mystery for years which was finally solved when Pighead found out that the entire population of Monaghan women are lesbians.

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 10:06pm

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's doing no such thing. Have loads and loads of sympathy for your card spitting troubles this morning. Can only imagine your poor wee cold puzzled face as machine after machine said "No money for you today son, on your bike". Can see you scratching your fine head of hair wondering aloud "What in the fcuk is going on here?"

Believe Pighead when he says he feels your pain. Same thing happened to this poster back in 92 in the Oasis nightclub in Carrickmacross. Went out with shitloads of personality and absolute slurry loads of good looks as per usual but something weird was happening all night long. The chicks weren't responding to Pighead's dancefloor thrusts. Five extreme pelvic thrusts were met with looks of disgust from five different chicks. Was a total mystery for years which was finally solved when Pighead found out that the entire population of Monaghan women are lesbians.

OK **** OFF NOW

Pighead · 13-12-2010 10:24pm

bobblepuzzle wrote: »

OK **** OFF NOW

It's no wonder the machines wouldn't give you money. Your attitude stinks. ****loads of money, but very little class.

bobblepuzzle · 13-12-2010 10:27pm

Pighead wrote: »

It's no wonder the machines wouldn't give you money. Your attitude stinks. ****loads of money, but very little class.

Yup, too much money

thats my problem... post your bank details here, I'll send you some :eek:

markesmith · 13-12-2010 11:01pm

In before...ah, lock it

HornyDevil · 13-12-2010 11:29pm

ATM's were playing up in East London as well this morning.

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Bank of Ireland ATM issues

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