what a pretentious bitch

Junco Partner

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1944452

markfla

is this for real? what a wench

Junco Partner

ya its for real its a news segment

My.testicals

That video = fap central!!! :eek:

No more RedTube for me, jesus, look at those HANDS! A thing of beauty, I just, oh, I just can't help myself. Oh yeah, oh, yeah, oh, let me take a look at her face!



Aw dammit.

W.Shakes-Beer

yeah you're hands look good, but you have a face like a bag of hammers.

heavyballs

c***,i'd kidnap here and force her to fist me,schit all over the shop and don't let her wash her hands for hours
then i'd pull of each nail with a pliars before beating the crap out of her

i don' t like this chick

ascanbe

Ah, she's either an extremely gifted wind-up merchant or a bit mental.

Seth Brundle

It is an important job though - remember J.P. Prewitt?

MrStuffins

This has to be a wind-up!

-Trek-

worst person in the world really LOL how many dictators got bumped to get that title??

But damn the way she strokes her hands make me feel all fuzzy inside

we'llallhavetea_old

that bitch is crazy...

Bugg

Shes no George Costanza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZxX3-rJoNI

Carl Sagan

I hope no one is ever unlucky enough to marry her.

opinion guy

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

that bitch is crazy...

Proper crazy

landsleaving

She never opens doors. Yeah, bitch crazy.

Of course I'd be insane too if my entire life was based on modelling my hands and doing nothing else.

Saila

the funny thing is if she wasnt getting $100 /hr for modeling them, she would be labelled as one MAJOR nutcase..but harmless..she'd never pick up anything to hurt you with and wouldn't strangle you either [think of the hands darling think of the hands]

Kylo Ren

orourkeda

I dont suppose there's any chance of her sticking two or three fingers up your arse during sex.

Hand jobs are out of the question i'd say.

heavyballs

orourkeda wrote: »

I dont suppose there's any chance of her sticking two or three fingers up your arse during sex.

Hand jobs are out of the question i'd say.

great minds ............look at my previous post

was just thinking you'd get one of those blow jobs with no hands off her,love them.only problem i find is if you apply slightly too much pressure to the back of their head they can semi choke and have to start again

orourkeda

I'd finger her

MrStuffins

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd finger her

You'd have to, there's no chance of her doing it herself!

iPlop

landsleaving wrote: »

She never opens doors. Yeah, bitch crazy.

She obviously doesn't open doors with her hands , did you see "de hack of her face?"

Scuid Mhór

didn't last a minute. that was ridiculous.

Sisko

omfg

"My husband never even held my hand till our wedding night"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z49jQ9Qiyso

opinion guy

My God shes actually proud of being a complete freak

'those feet can act'

antodeco

Ah, she does have a handy job alright...

WindSock

I can see why she is quite protective of them, she earns a good bit of living off her hand jobs.

anniehoo

WindSock wrote: »

I can see why she is quite protective of them, she earns a good bit of living off her hand jobs.

Yeh thats fair enough, but be protective within the realms of normality. Shes off her chops. Imagine having to put up with that crap everyday?:eek:

fulhamfanincork

'tis handy to have a job in times like these.

M.J.M.C

She says she charges 100 dollars an hour for a hand job?...... rip off!

Darksaga87

"OH my god! I have the BIGGEST snot! its just right there! oh ****!"

"Manuel! Asso el wippo!!"

Seriously though, Jesus was the greatest hand model!

Junco Partner

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Seriously though, Jesus was the greatest hand model!

until his career was destroyed in a terrible photoshoot accident

xzanti

Yeah she's annoying but she's hardly the "worst person in the world" maybe a little simple, that's all.

Micky Dolenz

xzanti wrote: »

Yeah she's annoying but she's hardly the "worst person in the world" maybe a little simple, that's all.

Yeah, Hitler was probably worse.

Wonder if I could get a hand job.

silvervixen84

/looks at pudgy fingers

If she makes pots of cash by having aesthetically "perfect" hands, well done to her. She doesn't exactly call the interviewer's hands ugly or anything, she just didn't seem to have much warmth or wit. Certainly does not make her the worst person in the world!