Santas little helper

chem · 12-12-2010 9:33pm #1

Folks I was santas little helper yesterday for the work christmas kids party. My god it was magic.Out of 160 or so kids only 2 or 3 cried

Never done anything like it before, but to see the kids faces was priceless. If anyone need an elf for free this year PM me. My pay is the joy of christmas.

Refugee from RealLife · 12-12-2010 9:35pm

Cue the bad minded.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 12-12-2010 9:35pm

I prefer my Spanish friend, Santos L. Halper, to do it.

CrazyRabbit · 12-12-2010 9:37pm

What did you do to those 2 or 3 kids that made them cry?

admiralofthefleet · 13-12-2010 1:29am

in before snyper

Princess Peach · 13-12-2010 1:31am

I also have an elf costume! But not so suitable for children....

fedor.2. · 13-12-2010 1:31am

Princess Peach wrote: »

I also have an elf costume! But not so suitable for children....

:rolleyes:

Sea Sharp · 13-12-2010 1:32am

The OP sounds like PedoBear being innovative.

Kimono-Girl · 13-12-2010 1:35am

Princess Peach wrote: »

I also have an elf costume! But not so suitable for children....

you can take the older young adults and leave the small children to the op

Princess Peach · 13-12-2010 1:36am

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

you can take the older young adults and leave the small children to the op

Like some perverted day care center?

I like it!

I think together we could make a fortune. Now who's side should Santa be on?

Kimono-Girl · 13-12-2010 1:38am

Princess Peach wrote: »

Now who's side should Santa be on?

Female 18-21...

you take males 18-21...

anyone older then that won't pay as much!

bonerm · 13-12-2010 1:40am

Did you look like Zooey Deschanel in the movie ELF? (cos that could really work for me).

Princess Peach · 13-12-2010 1:40am

Kimono-Girl wrote: »

Female 18-21...

you take males 18-21...

anyone older then that won't pay as much!

Males in that age category won't tip as much. I need the rich dads!

It worries me how much thought we are putting into this.

fedor.2. · 13-12-2010 1:41am

Princess Peach wrote: »

Males in that age category won't tip as much. I need the rich dads!

It worries me how much thought we are putting into this.

It doesn't surprise me one bit

minichunkies · 13-12-2010 1:41am

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

What did you do to those 2 or 3 kids that made them cry?

Rummaging around their sacks?

Star Bingo · 13-12-2010 2:31am

who was santa then, billy bob thornton? did their little faces light up when you broke out a six pack n cigs

freyners · 13-12-2010 2:33am

hold on, you got to be this?????

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/santas-little-helper.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-animated-dogs.php&h=263&w=220&sz=13&tbnid=MgKtAuv2q23emM:&tbnh=210&tbnw=176&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsantas%2Blittle%2Bhelper&zoom=1&q=santas+little+helper&usg=__fg_y3uXvKazyzK8-IoS_FUL_R2w=&sa=X&ei=tHcFTfLmEdGYhQfk76ntBw&ved=0CB4Q9QEwAA

Star Bingo · 13-12-2010 2:43am

freyners wrote: »

hold on, you got to be this?????

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.toptenz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/santas-little-helper.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-animated-dogs.php&h=263&w=220&sz=13&tbnid=MgKtAuv2q23emM:&tbnh=210&tbnw=176&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsantas%2Blittle%2Bhelper&zoom=1&q=santas+little+helper&usg=__fg_y3uXvKazyzK8-IoS_FUL_R2w=&sa=X&ei=tHcFTfLmEdGYhQfk76ntBw&ved=0CB4Q9QEwAA

yeah just what i fear n suspect in equal measure, a forum full of simpsons obsessives.

Santas little helper

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