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Stupid things you have done

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  • 11-12-2010 9:46pm
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    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    What stupid things have you done because you weren't thinking properly?

    During the week i was making a sandwich with a slice of ham and an easi single slice of cheese. I forgot to take the plastic wrapper of the cheese slice.

    I wanted to make a call. I went into the calculator on the phone to dial the number.

    How stupid am i?


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    orourkeda
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What stupid things have you done because you weren't thinking properly?

    During the week i was making a sandwich with a slice of ham and an easi single slice of cheese. I forgot to take the plastic wrapper of the cheese slice.

    I wanted to make a call. I went into the calculator on the phone to dial the number.

    How stupid am i?

    Women. Jaysus


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    Duggy747
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    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    What stupid things have you done because you weren't thinking properly?

    During the week i was making a sandwich with a slice of ham and an easi single slice of cheese. I forgot to take the plastic wrapper of the cheese slice.

    I wanted to make a call. I went into the calculator on the phone to dial the number.

    After you put the wrapped cheese into the sandwich and realised what you did, did you go to ring someone to sort it out for you and instead used the calculator? :pac:


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    Coriolanus
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    I headbutted the top of the kitchen counter bending over to pick something up.


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    I've some tattoo's from many, many life times ago which with hindsight I'd rather not have.

    And, oh the shame of it - I voted FF for a few years.


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    m.j.w
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    I always put stuff like my phone or my wallet in the fridge when im supposed to put the milk in


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    Nolanger
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    Buying CDs I already own.


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    #8
    Mrs Garth Brooks
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    I blame the guy i was thinking of.


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    stevveyg
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    walking past the local pub one day and blessed myself, thinking i was walking past the church!

    and buying balotelli this morning and captaining him in fantasy football, it hurt.. alot


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    #10
    Refugee from RealLife
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    I slept with a friends partner,twice.

    Also walked into a lamp post,twice.


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    Mint Sauce
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    Held a very crusty baggete in my hand to cut it with the bread knife....

    :eek:


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    orourkeda
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    Refugee from RealLife wrote: »
    I slept with a friends partner,twice.

    Also walked into a lamp post,twice.

    The same person twice or a different partner on each occasion.

    I think we've been watching too much coronation street or some other fictional form of bollocksology.


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Refugee from RealLife wrote: »
    I slept with a friends someone I know partner,twice.

    Fixed.


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    Refugee from RealLife
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    The same person twice or a different partner on each occasion.

    I think we've been watching too much coronation street or some other fictional form of bollocksology.

    Why would you say such a thing?


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    pajero12
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    Surprised "yore ma" hasnt been mentioned :o

    Dropped my watch into a deep fat fryer...Then used my hand to retrieve it..Yay for skin grafts!


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    #16
    Refugee from RealLife
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    Bryant Deafening Harbor wrote: »
    Fixed.

    Yes they are no longer a friend, that is why it was stupid.


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    hondasam
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    Bryant Deafening Harbor wrote: »
    I've some tattoo's from many, many life times ago which with hindsight I'd rather not have.

    And, oh the shame of it - I voted FF for a few years.


    same here !


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Refugee from RealLife wrote: »
    Yes they are no longer a friend, that is why it was stupid.

    Sorry, probably took a cheap shot at you. Hope you make up some day.


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    Refugee from RealLife
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    Bryant Deafening Harbor wrote: »
    Sorry, probably took a cheap shot at you. Hope you make up some day.

    You are forgiven. :)


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