Top 48 ads that wouldn't be allowed today

up for anything · 11-12-2010 1:28pm #1

I was going to post this in cool pics and vids but thought that the men folk of AH deserved to have it to themselves.

All women get back in the kitchen.

Keep up with the house while you keep down your weight

One slightly NWS pic in amongst the 48.

Cheap Thrills! · 11-12-2010 1:32pm

lol @ 'Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere !!!'

TheZohanS · 11-12-2010 1:33pm

Don't worry darling, you didn't burn the beer

Funny because it's true...

Aldebaran · 11-12-2010 1:33pm

'Is it always illegal to kill a woman?'

WTF??

up for anything · 11-12-2010 1:35pm

Oops, just went to the end of the page and some are a bit racist. Sorry about that but it was the times.

How much speed would have been contained in those Keep up with the house while you keep down your weight vitamins, I wonder.

Micky Dolenz · 11-12-2010 1:36pm

La Biere est nourrissante

too true.

TheZohanS · 11-12-2010 1:40pm

up for anything wrote: »

How much speed would have been contained in those Keep up with the house while you keep down your weight vitamins, I wonder.

Just enough...

carolmon · 11-12-2010 1:42pm

up for anything wrote: »

Oops, just went to the end of the page and some are a bit racist. Sorry about that but it was the times.

How much speed would have been contained in those Keep up with the house while you keep down your weight vitamins, I wonder.

ooops racism bad............. but sexism good and funny????

Micky Dolenz · 11-12-2010 1:43pm

carolmon wrote: »

ooops racism bad............. but sexism good and funny????

Now you're getting it. Any chance of a sandwich? :pac:

carolmon · 11-12-2010 1:43pm

Aldebaran wrote: »

'Is it always illegal to kill a woman?'

WTF??

I know isn't it just hilarious...............
but it's ok the OP wouldn't like it if it were racist ie "is it always illegal to kill a black person"

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 11-12-2010 1:44pm

Van Heusen are repeat offenders in that list.

Sunnyisland · 11-12-2010 1:44pm

It gave me a smile.

Dudess · 11-12-2010 1:45pm

carolmon wrote: »

I know isn't it just hilarious...............
but it's ok the OP wouldn't like it if it were racist ie "is it always illegal to kill a black person"

They ARE hilarious, although the odd one is a bit sinister and "wtf?! :eek:"... if still funny.

OP is a woman btw and doesn't seem like a "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl - tee hee hee hee!" kinda woman either.

up for anything · 11-12-2010 1:49pm

carolmon wrote: »

I know isn't it just hilarious...............
but it's ok the OP wouldn't like it if it were racist ie "is it always illegal to kill a black person"

And there was me trying to be as politically correct as I could.

Captain Slow IRL · 11-12-2010 2:00pm

So the auld wans are right - things were better, "back in the day":)

Van Heusen shirts FTW!!

sink · 11-12-2010 3:31pm

This one shocked me a bit. WTF were they thinking?... Wait don't answer that.

Someone needs to photoshop pedobear in there.

E.T. · 11-12-2010 5:13pm

Jesus Christ there's some disturbing ads in there! The one above, and the soap ones are just WTF?

CrazyRabbit · 11-12-2010 6:49pm

I want one of these.

DazMarz · 11-12-2010 7:18pm

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Van Heusen are repeat offenders in that list.

Very, very nice shirts tho. Got a few in America a few months ago. Finest shirts going, I gotta say.

JONJO THE MISER · 11-12-2010 9:27pm

See people this is what people mean when they say things were better in my day.

Blowfish · 13-12-2010 1:45am

A few more:

Oddly, these ones are from 2009:

Mahatma coat · 13-12-2010 6:25am

Hang on a Sec, Ovaltine makes you GAY :eek: Cant Be True I drank loads of it as a Kid, and I'm Straight, The Boyfriend Tho, He's a Bit of a Flamer

:D:D must enquire;)

denballs · 13-12-2010 6:34am

i think of that time of women slaves as some sort of mythological biblical paradise...........was it ever really like that..........could it........could it be like that again?:D

Mahatma coat · 13-12-2010 6:44am

Could be like that in the Morning, just move to Saudi Arabia, Granted most of your rights disapear too, but hey you have the right to be a Religious Fundamentalist tho, and thats the IMPORTANT one, you can Beat Wimmins and make them wear whatever You WantFits in with the Strict and Dogmatic Teachings of the Religious Police

KrazeeEyezKilla · 13-12-2010 5:19pm

I know attitudes were different in the 50's but was it ever publically acceptable to beat your wife.

This is probably the best one.

CrazyRabbit · 13-12-2010 7:31pm

KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »

I know attitudes were different in the 50's but was it ever publically acceptable to beat your wife.

People still turn a blind eye to it these days.

Interceptor · 14-12-2010 3:44pm

A woman, a pipe and a jumper - the key to any successful bank holiday weekend. What that kid is doing there I don't know - hey beat it kid.

<EDIT> - THAT GUYS NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!!!! EWWWWWW...
NSFW
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--Kaiser-- · 15-12-2010 12:21pm

KrazeeEyezKilla wrote: »

I know attitudes were different in the 50's but was it ever publically acceptable to beat your wife.

Looks like foreplay to me

pickarooney · 16-12-2010 12:24pm

Interceptor wrote: »

A woman, a pipe and a jumper - the key to any successful bank holiday weekend. What that kid is doing there I don't know - hey beat it kid.

"une pipe" means a blow-job in French

Interceptor · 16-12-2010 12:49pm

pickarooney wrote: »

"une pipe" means a blow-job in French

That explains the six-year old boy then :eek:

'c

16-12-2010 1:53pm

Oh dear lord jesus h christ playing badminton, I only just noticed he wasn't wearing any pants as you mentioned it. That picture is a whole new level of ****ed up.