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Babies are sinister

10-12-2010 3:19am

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I don't like children.

What people don't seem to realise is that babies are here to replace us.

Once you understand that you can see just how sinister they are.

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#2 10-12-2010 4:27pm

uch

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I Like fried Chicken

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#3 10-12-2010 5:17pm

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I think Terry Wogan has nice legs! Stellar set of pegs on him!

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#4 10-12-2010 6:19pm

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He has a bit of a baby face. I don't trust him.

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#5 11-12-2010 11:38pm

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Terry Wogan is here to replace your babies.

That's why he has such exceptional legs, he has to run from pram to pram and give the illusion of omnipresence.

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#6 12-12-2010 10:13pm

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The fiend.

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#7 12-12-2010 11:50pm

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The friend

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#8 13-12-2010 12:11am

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Personally, I think it's an improvement.

With Terry Wogan, at least you get a bit of banter and some light entertainment. Babies on the other hand... It's all "vomit this" and "excrement that".

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#9 13-12-2010 12:54am

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I doubt any number of babies would host the Eurovision with the same panache, it's true.

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#10 13-12-2010 9:55pm

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I reckon Maggie Simpson could do a decent job of it.

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#11 14-12-2010 9:30am

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Where's my Chicken ??

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#12 14-12-2010 12:56pm

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A baby probably stole it. They're so small and innocent looking. The perfect thieves. And possibly assassins.

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#13 14-12-2010 2:06pm

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Well if they're stealing me ckicken they must be assasins because i'm bleedin' starvin to death here.

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#14 14-12-2010 3:19pm

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Fago! wrote: »

I reckon Maggie Simpson could do a decent job of it.

Why? Because it sucks!

I should be in prison.................

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#15 16-12-2010 11:16am

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Cabbage

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#16 16-12-2010 12:00pm

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Cabbage is more then pure and hatred intention, its Evil, EVVVVILLL I tell you :eek:

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#17 17-12-2010 10:04am

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Sprouts

FTW!!

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#18 17-12-2010 8:21pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkmr8wk9N8

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#19 17-12-2010 8:36pm

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Glenster wrote: »

Why? Because it sucks!

I should be in prison.................

yes...the punitentiary...

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#20 18-12-2010 12:32am

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Brussels sprouts ? It must be christmas.

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#21 18-12-2010 5:18am

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#22 19-12-2010 12:36am

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#23 20-12-2010 9:56am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOds0kCgOk

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#24 20-12-2010 10:20pm

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ole gunnar solskjaer and his baby face is you cant trust.

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#25 30-12-2010 2:14am

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Brussels Sprouts..... someone made a balls of the cabbage:eek:

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