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Babies are sinister

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  • 10-12-2010 4:19am
    #1
    Capt'n Midnight
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    I don't like children.

    What people don't seem to realise is that babies are here to replace us.

    Once you understand that you can see just how sinister they are.


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    uch
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    I Like fried Chicken

    21/25



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    #3
    Fago!
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    I think Terry Wogan has nice legs! Stellar set of pegs on him!


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    Sarky
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    He has a bit of a baby face. I don't trust him.


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    Squarewave
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    Terry Wogan is here to replace your babies.

    That's why he has such exceptional legs, he has to run from pram to pram and give the illusion of omnipresence.


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    Sarky
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    The fiend.


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    #7
    Fago!
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    The friend


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    Squarewave
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    Personally, I think it's an improvement.

    With Terry Wogan, at least you get a bit of banter and some light entertainment. Babies on the other hand... It's all "vomit this" and "excrement that".


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    Sarky
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    I doubt any number of babies would host the Eurovision with the same panache, it's true.


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    Fago!
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    I reckon Maggie Simpson could do a decent job of it.


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    #11
    uch
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    Where's my Chicken ??

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    Sarky
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    A baby probably stole it. They're so small and innocent looking. The perfect thieves. And possibly assassins.


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    uch
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    Well if they're stealing me ckicken they must be assasins because i'm bleedin' starvin to death here.

    21/25



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    Glenster
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    Fago! wrote: »
    I reckon Maggie Simpson could do a decent job of it.

    Why? Because it sucks!

    I should be in prison.................


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    TKline
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    Cabbage


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    SparkyTech
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    Cabbage is more then pure and hatred intention, its Evil, EVVVVILLL I tell you :eek:


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    FoxT
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    Sprouts

    FTW!!


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    #18
    Matt Holck
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVkmr8wk9N8


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    Nerin
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    Glenster wrote: »
    Why? Because it sucks!

    I should be in prison.................

    yes...the punitentiary...


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    #20
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Brussels sprouts ? It must be christmas.


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    James T Kirk
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    1248190716-evil_simpsons_baby.jpg


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    #22
    Squarewave
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    badger.gif


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    Jesus Wept
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOds0kCgOk


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    Daragh184
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    ole gunnar solskjaer and his baby face is you cant trust.

    ole-gunnar-solksjaer1.jpg


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    #25
    Rockery Woman
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    Brussels Sprouts..... someone made a balls of the cabbage:eek:


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