Origin of homosexuality - My theory

deathbot

This is my theory on how homosexuality came about.

First, you'll need to know a bit about the clitoris. The clitoris is really a mini-penis, or a stub of a penis. Works the same way, blood fills it, becomes erect. After some amount of stimulation on the head of the clit (as some middle/lower-class women call it), the woman orgasms.

So, when heterosexual people are having sex. What's really happeniong is, 2 penises are rubbing together, and giving pleasure. Then, slowly, through evolution (maybe even before man appeared) man got it into his head that he likes the cock. And course, this works for women as well, because if, lets say, a lesbian/dyke/muffer knows that a penis gives her pleasure, then she will like the clitoris too. So, it's really - all about the cock. This is also a way of population control.

That is my theory, please discuss.

pebbles21

deathbot wrote: »

This is my theory on how homosexuality came about.

First, you'll need to know a bit about the clitoris. The clitoris is really a mini-penis, or a stub of a penis. Works the same way, blood fills it, becomes erect. After some amount of stimulation on the head of the clit (as some middle/lower-class women call it), the woman orgasms.

So, when heterosexual people are having sex. What's really happeniong is, 2 penises are rubbing together, and giving pleasure. Then, slowly, through evolution (maybe even before man appeared) man got it into his head that he likes the cock. And course, this works for women as well, because if, lets say, a lesbian/dyke/muffer knows that a penis gives her pleasure, then she will like the clitoris too. So, it's really - all about the cock. This is also a way of population control.

That is my theory, please discuss.

you should really put that on AH tbh

Owen

Oh boy you don't know how evolution works. Go on, for the laugh, stick it in AH.

deathbot

I put it on the anthropology boards, but they removed it.

Tomorrow morning I'll be the most famous man alive. Having answered the question no cone could for centuries.

Oh_Noes

Malinowski isn't fit to clean your boots, sit.

KylieWyley

I think you misunderstand the mechanics of homosexual relations.
:pac:

Devia

Lol, nice troll. Looking forward to your next thread.

Links234

deathbot wrote: »

That is my theory, please discuss.

I think you should try come up with a cure for cancer deathbot, you've nailed this one. with your intellect, if you set your sights on it, you can eliminate every disease in the next 3 months.

Sardonicat

KylieWyley wrote: »

I think you misunderstand the mechanics of homosexual relations.
:pac:

Or female anatomy.

Tim Robbins

Very funny.

And I thought humanities was supposed to be serious.

Homo sexuality is something that evolution can't easily explain. Gay genes should be the fastest genes to leave the pool.

I would imagine the gay gene is either a mutation or an occurence when a certain type of female gene meets a certain type of male gene.

Personally I don't think it can be explained on a genetic level. Its just a matter of attraction. I've never seen any scientific explanation that properly explains attraction whether it be heterosexual or homosexual.

Its like the attraction I have for rather slim women with black hair essentially to the exclusion of all others. Is there a gene which explains why I have only really pursued that "type". I acknowledge my attraction of other women, but it is this type that seriously floats my boat.

I'm more inclined to just accept that homosexuality exists, and move on.

optogirl

deathbot wrote: »

After some amount of stimulation on the head of the clit (as some middle/lower-class women call it), the woman orgasms.

:eek:

seenitall

Deleted User wrote: »

Its like the attraction I have for rather slim women with black hair essentially to the exclusion of all others. Is there a gene which explains why I have only really pursued that "type".

There could be. There is a whole lot in the field of genetics that is being discovered all the time.

Setun

deathbot wrote: »

This is my theory on how homosexuality came about.

First, you'll need to know a bit about the clitoris. The clitoris is really a mini-penis, or a stub of a penis. Works the same way, blood fills it, becomes erect. After some amount of stimulation on the head of the clit (as some middle/lower-class women call it), the woman orgasms.

So, when heterosexual people are having sex. What's really happeniong is, 2 penises are rubbing together, and giving pleasure. Then, slowly, through evolution (maybe even before man appeared) man got it into his head that he likes the cock. And course, this works for women as well, because if, lets say, a lesbian/dyke/muffer knows that a penis gives her pleasure, then she will like the clitoris too. So, it's really - all about the cock. This is also a way of population control.

That is my theory, please discuss.

Jeez, delighted I wandered into the Humanities forum now - I seem to have caught an historic eureka moment right at its inception.

Permabear

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