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Cant find corsew, time for woodem spoon

shuvly · 2010-12-09 01:47:11

Am a damsel in distres, full btl wine, no corkscrew, big wooden spoon..potential loss of wine when I hit the fecin cork with the woden spoon, feck it, am goig in 4 the kill..

09-12-2010 1:47am

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shuvly

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Am a damsel in distres, full btl wine, no corkscrew, big wooden spoon..potential loss of wine when I hit the fecin cork with the woden spoon, feck it, am goig in 4 the kill..

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#2 09-12-2010 1:48am

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shuvly wrote: »

Am a damsel in distres, full btl wine, no corkscrew,

Kinga?

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#3 09-12-2010 1:48am

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Srsly yuo migth gte the problme sroted soon!

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#4 09-12-2010 1:49am

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*cough* Alco..*cough*

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#5 09-12-2010 1:50am

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Wooden spoon? Its a bottle of wine not a bold child :pac:

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#6 09-12-2010 1:50am

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Use a metal spoon!

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#7 09-12-2010 1:52am

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Use some copper piiiipe.

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#8 09-12-2010 1:53am

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I've a corsew here if you want it....

(use a metal spoon)

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#9 09-12-2010 1:53am

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blast it with piss

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#10 09-12-2010 1:53am

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Smash the neck off it, you'll lose a bit but not much. I had to do it before. Make sure you have a large pot ready for the wine, and also sieve it to remove any glass particles :P

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#11 09-12-2010 1:55am

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Rockery Woman wrote: »

Wooden spoon? Its a bottle of wine not a bold child :pac:

But it may seem like a bold child..just wont do whats its told!

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#12 09-12-2010 1:55am

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tricks wrote: »

Smash the neck off it, you'll lose a bit but not much. I had to do it before. Make sure you have a large pot ready for the wine, and also sieve it to remove any glass particles :P

or her under crackers

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#13 09-12-2010 1:57am

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I take greay offence at the idea that i may be drunk, be it that i am, i am not "kinga"..I go camPing regularly and have a better use for a wine btl, (but it has to be one of them californian ones, 1 litre, ye knoew the ones I mean, feck, am too sober to remeber the name)..it has a big top!

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#14 09-12-2010 1:58am

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first find 24 hour tesco's
second buy corkscrew
third enjoy wine!

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#15 09-12-2010 2:05am

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shuvly wrote: »

I take greay offence at the idea that i may be drunk, be it that i am, i am not "kinga"..I go camPing regularly and have a better use for a wine btl, (but it has to be one of them californian ones, 1 litre, ye knoew the ones I mean, feck, am too sober to remeber the name)..it has a big top!

Paul Masson - and if you can - then theres no point in me posting in this thread!!

http://slaneyfishing.com

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#16 09-12-2010 2:06am

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just resed my filo wrapped sea diver king prawns from the michael jason grill, am now waiting for me hand deliverd placenta from the virgin of mary...amyone want a slice..

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#17 09-12-2010 2:08am

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shuvly wrote: »

just resed my filo wrapped sea diver king prawns from the michael jason grill, am now waiting for me hand deliverd placenta from the virgin of mary...amyone want a slice..

hahaha!

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#18 09-12-2010 2:08am

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I'll have some placenta if there's any leftovers

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#19 09-12-2010 2:18am

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Just push the cork down into the bottle

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#20 09-12-2010 2:19am

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I'm told it's like fried liver and onions, if ye like fried liver and onionds its great, i feckin hate onions...

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#21 09-12-2010 2:23am

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Just push the cork down into the bottle

just did that, and sifingnthe ground down placenta worked great..hav just made a cocktial of it and some vodi, midori and pinapple juice,,goes down easy!!!!!!!!!!!

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#22 09-12-2010 2:28am

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shuvly wrote: »

Just push the cork down into the bottle

just did that, and sifingnthe ground down placenta worked great..hav just made a cocktial of it and some vodi, midori and pinapple juice,,goes down easy!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyom, well I'm starvin so I'll deffo have some vokdur. Plenty thanks also. :cool::pac: c[_]

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#23 09-12-2010 2:28am

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See! Worth all the effort, you created something no one else ever thought of.

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#24 09-12-2010 9:05am

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Should have rung the Flutther

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#25 09-12-2010 9:48am

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take a screw out of a door hinge or anything like that, screw it into the cork and pull it up with pliers...easy..

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#26 09-12-2010 10:36am

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The nightly rosiness of the drunken thread pales in the morning light.

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