cash 4 gold trolling

ham_n_mustard

not sure if this has been posted already but here ya go...

some guy started to send stuff to cash4gold claiming it was gold. their final letter to him reads as follows:


Dear Mr. Haberny,
After sending back your zip lock bag of bag of gold painted rocks that you considered “14 karat gold nuggets found on a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in Singapore,” we find it truly unfortunate that you can not understand the concept of “Do Not Contact Us Again.”
Your fraudulent attempt to extort money from our seasoned geologists (who are experts in identifying precious metals) has forced us to take extreme action; this is your final warning before we contact the authorities. Your “rocks” have shown up in our inventory three times now. We will not longer attempt to return them, but will keep them as evidence. You are not entitled to any money, especially the ludicrous amount of $1,423,061.92 you demand for your Cash 4 Gold payment. Your petition for an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session” with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous. Your absurd request to be reimbursed for postage ($167.45, 138.33 & $142.73) is unwarranted and completely illicit. As a reminder Mr. Haberny, Ed McMahon passed away June 23, 2009. It is not only disrespectful but also utterly moronic to request that he host your birthday party at McDonalds.
This is the last time that we will be in contact with you.
Sincerely,
Jeff Aronson

Ghandee

All that glitters..........

Headshot

The man is a legend in my books, those ***** cash4gold take advantage of people and they deserve every bit of that awesome trolling

stovelid

The winter evenings must just fly by for him.

KeithM89_old

Il just leave this here:

http://imgur.com/or2dv

ham_n_mustard

i wonder if we sent them some roma gypsy teeth would they fall for it?

martyoo

I love sending scammers down to their local western union office for the monies.

Irish Guitarist

He actually framed the letter they sent? His life must be pretty empty.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

not that spider-drawing guy again? Name eludes me, but I think it was Thorne.

geeky

Saw this before, but I love the line 'feral and preposterous'.

My name is URL

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Your petition for an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime lovemaking session” with our telemarketer’s Carol and Tracy is feral and preposterous.

Better luck next time Flutt!