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  • #2
    Knasher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    I'm not worried, camels are terrible swimmers. The Irish Sea will protect us.


  • #3
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Which He?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #4
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Which He?

    HIM


  • #5
    Knasher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


    I love the way they have the disclaimer right up there on the board: "a wise man's heart discerneth both time and judgement". The implication being that if they are wrong it's simply because they aren't wise and seeing wisdom is something that accumulates over time, there is a better chance that the next prediction is right.


  • #6
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Not too worried. I have forged a deal with a clan of Pegasus mounted leprechaun warriors to protect me in case of such an eventuality. If you fail to prepare you prepare to fail people.


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  • #7
    Zombrex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Idiots. Rule Number 1 of religion. NEVER make a specific prediction or prophecy. Vague > Specific


  • #8
    pH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Wicknight wrote: »
    Idiots. Rule Number 1 of religion. NEVER make a specific prediction or prophecy. Vague > Specific

    Unless you're right of course!
    . Learn about the Biblical Timeline of History, the correct method of Bible interpretation, the End of the Church Age and God's command to believers that they must depart out of the churches. Study the proofs that God has so graciously given in His Word showing us that these dates are 100% accurate and beyond dispute.

    Oh noes, I hear the skeptics cry, have we all but one Christmas left, can we see this proof? Well yes, we can!
    2011
    The year 1877 BC was the year Jacob left Canaan during its tribulation and entered Egypt. The number of years from 1877 BC to 2011 is 3,887 which breaks down into 23 x 13 x 13. These numbers point to judgment and the end of the world.

    The year 1357 BC was the first Jubilee year in history. The number of years from 1357 BC to 2011 is 3,367 which breaks down into 37 x 13 x 7. These numbers also point to judgment and the end of the world, as well as indicating that all of this has gone according to God's perfect plan.
    http://www.the-latter-rain.com/other-time-clues.html


  • #9
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Well, can't argue with those numbers. :pac:


  • #10
    pH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭pH


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Well, can't argue with those numbers. :pac:

    Neither can I :(



    WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!


  • #11
    Dades
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Wicknight wrote: »
    Idiots. Rule Number 1 of religion. NEVER make a specific prediction or prophecy. Vague > Specific
    Especially for a date so soon that people will remember and be only gagging to post things like this:


    nelson-muntz.gif


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  • #12
    darjeeling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 962 ✭✭✭darjeeling


    pH wrote: »
    Unless you're right of course!

    Oh noes, I hear the skeptics cry, have we all but one Christmas left, can we see this proof? Well yes, we can!

    http://www.the-latter-rain.com/other-time-clues.html

    I don't think these people should be allowed access to calculators.


  • #13
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    darjeeling wrote: »
    I don't think these people should be allowed access to calculators.

    That would only give them another excuse to wear sandals.


  • #14
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,427 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Galvasean wrote: »
    The big man is pissed and he's finally set a date.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=69424219&postcount=2895 :)


  • #15
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    I never liked atheism ANYWAY..

    Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.....


  • #16
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Wicknight wrote: »
    Idiots. Rule Number 1 of religion. NEVER make a specific prediction or prophecy. Vague > Specific

    This is the memetic equivalent of deciding you don't need an immune system.


  • #17
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Wicknight wrote: »
    Idiots. Rule Number 1 of religion. NEVER make a specific prediction or prophecy. Vague > Specific
    Ah it's still vague enough. They say 'He' is coming, but they don't say what form he will take ;) Maybe he'll just come down and cause a bit of a tornado in Kansas to give any gays there a shaking... or maybe he'll cause the markets to dip to remind us not to be greedy... or maybe he'll return but show no sign of having been there -- just cos, y'know, he works in mysterious ways...


  • #18
    CiaranMT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    Same date as my 21st - I feel special :D


  • #19
    Otacon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,721 ✭✭✭Otacon


    CiaranMT wrote: »
    Same date as my 21st - I feel special :D

    "He Is Coming Again"?

    Sounds like you're going to get lucky that night... twice!


  • #20
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Well, can't argue with those numbers. :pac:

    pfft. the world ended 12 years ago when 666 x 3 was 1998


  • #21
    sponsoredwalk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭sponsoredwalk


    Gabbo Gabbo Gabbo...


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  • #22
    eoin5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    sensibleken wrote: »
    pfft. the world ended 12 years ago when 666 x 3 was 1998

    It did, were just in another universe. All we need worry about now is the Kromaggs.


  • #23
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    eoin5 wrote: »
    It did, were just in another universe. All we need worry about now is the Kromaggs.

    youre telling me? I woke up in one of their beds last week. tip toeing back into our universe at 7am with a head on you is not easy


  • #24
    eoin5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,141 ✭✭✭eoin5


    sensibleken wrote: »
    youre telling me? I woke up in one of their beds last week. tip toeing back into our universe at 7am with a head on you is not easy

    Ewwww....


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