Countries as People

fedor.2.

If Ireland was a person, what kind of person would they be? plus there are around 195 countries in the world so we could spend the whole day assigning personalities to countries. It will be great fun;)

Orando Broom

fedor.2. wrote: »

If Ireland was a person, what kind of person would they be? plus there are around 195 countries in the world so we could spend the whole day assigning personalities to countries. It will be great fun;)

Ireland - Tom Cruise, crazy ****ed up. Small man syndrome. May not be what he says he is.

tonycascarino

Ireland would be like Brian Crowley/David Norris ie. Crippled and taking it up the ass.

Kimono-Girl

Andorra - the little one with big things!

PeterIanStaker

Ireland would be a victim of clerical sex abuse.

/thread

Krusader

Kevin Myers - bitter, twisted and a begrudging l'il fúcker

NothingMan

Norway, Sweden and Finland would be me, on account of my massive genitals...

whiskeyman

Broke

orourkeda

Ireland would be Tiger Woods. Throwing it about a lot, finally getting caught and hasn't been the same player since.

orourkeda

NothingMan wrote: »

Norway, Sweden and Finland would be me, on account of my massive genitals...

Jimmy big bollocks here

bonerm

Zimbabwe = Mary Harney. Inflation is out of control.

Orando Broom

England is Roy Chubby Brown. Loud, Crass drunk, on benefits, massively xenophobic, a harbinger of scummy knacks.

Orando Broom

Northern Ireland is Joe Pesci's character from Goodfellas. Small and ridiculously violent.

orourkeda

Wales is Postman Pat

Here's the video evidence

http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videoboropostmanvideo3.html

AnonoBoy

Lichenstein.

The small quiet lad in the corner at school that you forgot was even there until they snap and go on a killing spree.


Just wait and see!

120_Minutes

We'rea petulant teenager of a country.

jimthemental

France is Brian Lenihan - Surrendering his country's independence to Germany

who what when

America is George Hook. Loud, rude, arrogant, ignorant, obese and unwilling to see anybody elses point of view.

jimthemental

Craig Doyle is the Netherlands. Generally liked and has a lax attitude with a certain degree of success but at the same time they are unbelievably smug.

Deus Ex Machina

Atlantis is Madeline...actually forget it.

shane1992

Ryan Tubridy is Chile

jimthemental

Neil Prenderville is Britain.

Orando Broom

Spain is the guy who stands in the middle of the narrow street and brays at tourist attractions. Or is that Italy? Probably both.

Jesus Wept

Uruguay.

bonerm

Colombia = Pete Doherty. Full of drugs and no one gives a shít about it.

Hazys

Mary Harney is Hungary

Hazys

IBIUN

(In Before Inproper Use of Niger)

cml387

Anyone want to claim the Virgin Islands?

Thought not.

pablomakaveli

North Korea is a like a little scumbag kid who goes around threatning people and showing off in order to look tough. But when someone actually cahlleges him he goes running to his big brother (China) for help.

Saila

cml387 wrote: »

Anyone want to claim the Virgin Islands?

Thought not.

depends, do we get to keep all the money in the banks accounts there

strokemyclover

Ireland is Cosmo Kramer

Saila

Monaco - would be lolo ferrari, plastic, fake, loaded and they are huge tits




yes I know you fucktard its a principality not a country

Charlie.

Someone's after watching a Dara O'Briain DVD....

Saila

Charlie. wrote: »

Someone's after watching a Dara O'Briain DVD....

who?

Son Of A Vidic

Ireland would be the 'bag lady' wheeling the shopping trolley full of sh1t.

Killer Pigeon

fedor.2. wrote: »

If Ireland was a person, what kind of person would they be? plus there are around 195 countries in the world so we could spend the whole day assigning personalities to countries. It will be great fun;)

I assume he'd be a bit like this guy;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8QKXtCN9w

Orando Broom

cml387 wrote: »

Anyone want to claim the Virgin Islands?

Thought not.

Jedward.

Has Louis Walsh been to the Virgin Islands?

orourkeda

Orando Broom wrote: »

Jedward.

Has Louis Walsh been to the Virgin Islands?

He's already after riding them.

In fact he's probably pulling the stones off them as we speak.