Dogs are funny

Jose Jones

Funny things your dog does-

1. when my dog farts in his sleep and it wakes him up.

FreudianSlippers

oh god :rolleyes:

starbelgrade

When I fart in my sleep, it often wakes me up.

ChunkyLover_53

2. Savages neighbours kids.

Wait...:eek:

Jesus Wept

I don't have a dog.
can I have yours?

MD1990

i have a springer spaniel
very entertaining dog
took a phone of a lad a few days and start playing with it the snow

Ghandee

Our next door neighbor called to our house yesterday evening to complain that our dog was "chasing his son on his bike"

Gobshoite!

Our dog doesn't even have a poxy bike!

Jose Jones

MD1990 wrote: »

i have a springer spaniel
very entertaining dog
took a phone of a lad a few days and start playing with it the snow

haha, i have an English spaniel myself.

he hates the snow and won't go out in it unless i go out with him.

MD1990

Jose Jones wrote: »

haha, i have an English spaniel myself.

he hates the snow and won't go out in it unless i go out with him.

:eek::eek: mine eats snow

Jose Jones

MD1990 wrote: »

:eek::eek: mine eats snow

:eek: you lucky person.

mines been ****ting in the house instead of going out for the last week :mad:

he's ****ted in the gaf more this week than the last 10 years

he's still funny though

admiralofthefleet

dogs are brilliant, they can lick their own bollox, i would love to be able to do that

FreudianSlippers

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

dogs are brilliant, they can lick their own bollox, i would love to be able to do that

You can, but why would you want to lick a dog's bollox?

MD1990

Jose Jones wrote: »

:eek: you lucky person.

mines been ****ting in the house instead of going out for the last week :mad:

he's ****ted in the gaf more this week than the last 10 years

he's still funny though

there very funny dogs

FreudianSlippers

MD1990 wrote: »

there very funny dogs

Where?

Sauve

OisinT wrote: »

Where?

Over they're....

Millicent

You know what I love? When a dog is dreaming about chasing something and they start running in their sleep, like so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

MD1990

OisinT wrote: »

Where?

i was talkin about Springer Spaniel dogs

Jose Jones

Millicent wrote: »

You know what I love? When a dog is dreaming about chasing something and they start running in their sleep, like so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2BgjH_CtIA

haha that happens my dog aswell and sometimes he gets night terrors and starts going mental and starts howling in his sleep.

Son Of A Vidic

starbelgrade wrote: »

When I fart in my sleep, it often wakes me up.

When I fart in my sleep, it wakes the dead up.

orourkeda

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

dogs are brilliant, they can lick their own bollox, i would love to be able to do that

Ah Jasper Carrot

orourkeda

Dogs are great.

Dogging is better though.

Ghandee

OisinT wrote: »

Where?

Sauvignon82 wrote: »

Over they're....

A little dog with clogs on, well I declare!

cocoshovel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXxmHPAJiFY

kfallon

Jose Jones wrote: »

Funny things your dog does-

1. when my dog farts in his sleep and it wakes him up.

You won't be laughing that one night he follows thru on the carpet!

kylith

When my dog farts it's like chemical warfare.

The other one is hilarious in the snow. For some reason it all sticks to her and she winds up with huge balls of the stuff all over her legs and face. It looks like she's got a massive beard.

Ann22

I've a little white Jack Russell and he just loves the snow..He's leaps through it like a little rabbit. Keeps wanting out the back to carry lumps of ice back in to eat. He also sits right in front of the electric heater with his head up, warming his little furry chest...bless:o

WindSock

I haven't seen a dog chase its own tail in a while. Is it not cool to do that anymore?

--Kaiser--

My Uncle has a funny dog with no legs called Woodbine.
Every evening he takes him out for a drag.