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How can I Make a lot of money, in a short space of time?

SymphonyX · 2010-12-06 23:05:04

Well what do you think.....? I want lots of money... As soon as possible... ? Any Ideas? Ill do anything...... well most things...

06-12-2010 11:05pm

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SymphonyX

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Well what do you think.....?

I want lots of money... As soon as possible... ?

Any Ideas?

Ill do anything...... well most things...

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#2 06-12-2010 11:05pm

KeithM89_old

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Prostitution.

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#3 06-12-2010 11:05pm

alwaysadub

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Rob a bank.

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#4 06-12-2010 11:05pm

Mad_Max

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Get elected

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#5 06-12-2010 11:06pm

[Rasta]

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rob a minister

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#6 06-12-2010 11:06pm

Princess Peach

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KeithM89 wrote: »

Prostitution.

It would have to be a case of pics first before you make that kind of assumption.

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#7 06-12-2010 11:06pm

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Coke and hookers. Big demand for it here.

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#8 06-12-2010 11:06pm

FreudianSlippers

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Kill yourself.

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#9 06-12-2010 11:07pm

Dante

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Step 1 - Go to a casino in your nearest city.
Step 2 - Empty out your bank account.
Step 3 - Go to the roulette table.
Step 4 - Put it all on black.
Step 5 - €€€€€

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#10 06-12-2010 11:07pm

KeithM89_old

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Princess Peach wrote: »

It would have to be a case of pics first before you make that kind of assumption.

A brown paper bag solves all.

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#11 06-12-2010 11:07pm

SymphonyX

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Im not that good looking, or that sexually confident in myself. :P

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#12 06-12-2010 11:07pm

I_Am_The_Walrus

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Sell your left kidney.

And your right one too.

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#13 06-12-2010 11:07pm

figarofigaro

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Gamble everything you have. It doesn't always work though.

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#14 06-12-2010 11:08pm

CiaranC

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Talk to OutlawPete

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056108472&page=2

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#15 06-12-2010 11:08pm

FreudianSlippers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-eak9Jz3_k

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#16 06-12-2010 11:13pm

kincsem

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Fill out your Dail Eireann expenses. Even if you are not a TD my guess is you get paid.

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#17 06-12-2010 11:16pm

MarkY91

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have you ever seen rainman?

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#18 06-12-2010 11:17pm

PCPhoto

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I cant think of anything ...but wanted to post here anyway !!

(cue someone posting "I dont know what a tracker mortgage is !!)

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#19 06-12-2010 11:17pm

FreudianSlippers

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PCPhoto wrote: »

I cant think of anything ...but wanted to post here anyway !!

(cue someone posting "I dont know what a tracker mortgage is !!)

I'll bite.

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!!!

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#20 06-12-2010 11:25pm

bonerm

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Go into your local newsagent with a €2 euro coin and proceed to scratch all the Winning Streak tickets behind the counter. As you do this throw away all the losing tickets and arrange all the winning tickets in a neat pile. When you have got thru the entire roll pick out the ticket with the biggest winning amount and ask to buy that from the cashier with the coin in your hand.

Good luck!

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#21 07-12-2010 2:05am

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SymphonyX wrote: »

Im not that good looking, or that sexually confident in myself. :P

Mmm, depends on how un-good looking ... actor in remake of the elephant man or guinness book of records ugly?

Both can earn a few bob so win win

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#22 07-12-2010 2:20am

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Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!

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#23 07-12-2010 2:24am

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fcuk me. i'll think of something after.

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#24 07-12-2010 4:27am

Irish Guitarist

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Buy a drum machine. Program your drum machine to play some beats and play an old record over it. Elvis would be a good choice, especially one of his lesser known songs from one of his sixties films. Call the resulting monstrosity something like "DJ Skillz versus Elvis". It should be a big club hit.

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#25 07-12-2010 4:32am

scientific1982

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Take out a massive loan and buy as much gold as you can.

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#26 07-12-2010 4:33am

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Invest in tissues because we'll all be crying after the budget!

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#27 07-12-2010 4:37am

TheUsual

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Take all the snow outside your house and put it in your freezer.

Then wait until next summer. Add some Strawberry or Blackberry flavour and sell it on the street as a refreshing slushy beverage in the hot summer heat.

You'll make millions. :cool:

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#28 07-12-2010 6:32am

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Theres a ripe untapped Crystal Meth market ready for rapid expansion.

Most of the ingridients are household products.

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#29 07-12-2010 8:07am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8g__x6ExM8

Push it to the limit you Cock-a-roach!

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#30 07-12-2010 9:51am

LD

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SymphonyX wrote: »

Well what do you think.....?

I want lots of money... As soon as possible... ?

Any Ideas?

Ill do anything...... well most things...

Sell your SymphonyX CDs?

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