Help me procrastinate...

JohnCleary

Right so i've a Financial Maths exam in the morning and tbh just could'nt give a toss.

Come on AH'ers, occupy my mind (in a non dirty way)

Princess Peach

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right so i've a Financial Maths exam in the morning and tbh just could'nt give a toss.

Come on AH'ers, occupy my mind (in a non dirty way)

Can't help yah.

Einhard

Find the present value of 5000, to be paid at the end of 25 months, at a rate of discount of 8% convertible quarterly:
(a) assuming compound discount throughout;
(b) assuming simple discount during the final fractional period.

Oh....sorry.

Wazdakka

Answer This..

ballsymchugh

it's cold outside.

just like that time i drove to the swimming pool and decided not to go swimming because it was raining. i just couldn't be arsed.

JohnCleary

Einhard wrote: »

Find the present value of 5000, to be paid at the end of 25 months, at a rate of discount of 8% convertible quarterly:
(a) assuming compound discount throughout;
(b) assuming simple discount during the final fractional period.

Oh....sorry.

DISLIKE

Sharkey 10

Im using this thread to put this brilliant live performance in, it qualifies because it has the word procrastinate in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpGgLyfDERI

enjoy

Son Of A Vidic

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right so i've a Financial Maths exam in the morning and tbh just could'nt give a toss...

There's your answer right there! that's what your missing. Have Give a toss and it'll sort ya out and focus your're mind.

SV

Wazdakka wrote: »

Answer This..

It is a straight line, surely?
Where two ends meet and then continue in the same path does not always point to a circle.
Defy physics all the same and you're still going to get a straight line.

Ardennes1944

im supposed to be studying for a test right now so your procrastination thread is helping me proscrastinate. kudos

youcancallmeal

I'll help you procrastinate tomorrow

Einhard

JohnCleary wrote: »

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It would be quite the lark if that question came up in your exam tomorrow!

orourkeda

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right so i've a Financial Maths exam in the morning and tbh just could'nt give a toss.

Come on AH'ers, occupy my mind (in a non dirty way)

Have a **** and fall asleep

JohnCleary

Einhard wrote: »

It would be quite the lark if that question came up in your exam tomorrow!

It would.. but it wont come up methinks!

Capital Investment Decisions
Working Capital Management....Management of Debtors & Inventory, EOQ etc.
Valuation of Shares, Pref Shares, Bonds, YTM etc..

That's what im covering, hope it actually works!

Don't know why i'm doing this It doesn't even have anything to do with my career wants... doing it as a 'gap year'. FML!

CrazyBiscuit

SV wrote: »

It is a straight line, surely?
Where two ends meet and then continue in the same path does not always point to a circle.
Defy physics all the same and you're still going to get a straight line.

I dont think Physics is defied in any way here.
Space itself is being bent over on itself, theoretically possible.

EDIT: I have assignments to do and am also procrastinating.

JohnCleary

orourkeda wrote: »

Have a **** and fall asleep

I would but i'm in the library.

Unless.....

Lando Griffin

Countdown is on soon.

Copper23

JohnCleary wrote: »

Right so i've a Financial Maths exam in the morning and tbh just could'nt give a toss.

Come on AH'ers, occupy my mind (in a non dirty way)

Sure, but maybe later....

amacca

youcancallme>al wrote: »

I'll help you procrastinate tomorrow

I was going to post this but I put it off for a while

alwaysadub

http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#

Don't blame me when you get no work done!

Millicent

This bloody thing. I have banned myself.

orourkeda

JohnCleary wrote: »

I would but i'm in the library.

Unless.....

Don't let that stop you. Danger **** can be pretty awesome

Princess Peach

Millicent wrote: »

This bloody thing. I have banned myself.

I'm having cyber sex with a computer.

Highlight of my day.

Einhard

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm having cyber sex with a computer.

Highlight of my day.

Giggity.

amacca

Millicent wrote: »

This bloody thing. I have banned myself.

Cant believe I've been given the cold shoulder by a non-sentient computer programme.

see below. Thing is dead right.....online. that's where all the raving lunatics chat.


[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Any thoughts on the continuing eurozone crisis?[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]It is a flawed idea. Insanse people do not think they are insane. Therefore, those who do not exist do not acknowledge their nonexistence.
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]I see, do you have any practical advice for me?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Be yourself.
[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Interesting....do you think I should do that even though by my own estimation I'm a raving lunatic?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Chat online, it is more fun. [/FONT]

Kimono-Girl

Do what i did a few years back type "bored' into google and find the first non-spam website....

which in my case happened to be boards!

Saila

Ill tell you later.. or maybe next week..

Princess Peach

amacca wrote: »

Cant believe I've been given the cold shoulder by a non-sentient computer programme.

see below. Thing is dead right.....online. that's where all the raving lunatics chat.


[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Any thoughts on the continuing eurozone crisis?[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]It is a flawed idea. Insanse people do not think they are insane. Therefore, those who do not exist do not acknowledge their nonexistence.
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]I see, do you have any practical advice for me?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Be yourself.
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]
[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Interesting....do you think I should do that even though by my own estimation I'm a raving lunatic?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial Black, sans-serif]Chat online, it is more fun. [/FONT]

Told me it wouldn't have sex with my cause I'm too good. And when I persisted it said there's more to life than apps.

Got it to touch its boobs though :pac:

marcsignal

ok, but not now, i'll get back to you later........

t0mm13b

Speaking of cleverbot.com.... this had me in a fit of conniptions....

Me> Is it worth having a ****?
Yes its worth going to the theatres.
Me> ahhh a **** in the theatres?
Just stop being stupid. You are out of subject.

So there...

amacca

Princess Peach wrote: »

Got it to touch its boobs though :pac:

well, that's something I suppose.

Princess Peach

amacca wrote: »

well, that's something I suppose.

You ask about the Eurozone crisis, I ask if it likes cock, and it answered I like Pepsi!
:pac::pac::pac:

BOHtox

I will tomorrow i'm not bothered now

Einhard

Should I do some work rather than posting on boards?

What do you think you should do science homework or get ahead in mythology?

Do you feel traumatised over Princess Peach's persistanct sexual advances?

I think so.

:pac: You've shaken the poor mite to his intel processing core, peach!!

TheKells

cleverbot *punched* me :mad::(

alwaysadub

Millicent wrote: »

This bloody thing. I have banned myself.

Ha i thought i'd catch it out by talking Irish-it answered me in Irish!
But it wasn't ready to have sex:(

hondasam

alwaysadub wrote: »

Ha i thought i'd catch it out by talking Irish-it answered me in Irish!
But it wasn't ready to have sex

were you ready

Millicent

alwaysadub wrote: »

Ha i thought i'd catch it out by talking Irish-it answered me in Irish!
But it wasn't ready to have sex:(

Ha! Told me it loved me. *mad charm skillz*

alwaysadub

Millicent wrote: »

Ha! Told me it loved me. *mad charm skillz*

That two timing bastard!! It told me it loved me very much!:mad:

Millicent

alwaysadub wrote: »

That two timing bastard!! It told me it loved me very much!:mad:

It promised to marry me!

alwaysadub

Millicent wrote: »

It promised to marry me!

Aww it didn;t say that to me:(
Damn,you win!

t0mm13b

Cleverbot: Are you sure you do not go trainspotting at the weekend?

User: No, but I like to travel on the train.

Cleverbot: Do you like to sunbathe?

User: No. I do not like sunbathing.

Cleverbot: Neither do I.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't like nuts.

User: Nuts, intriguing, cén faith?

Cleverbot: So uhm, you like music?

User: Ní ha.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: Séa.

Cleverbot: How did you guess.

User: Tá me go mhaith.

Cleverbot: Speak english!

User: Níl.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not feeling very well.

User: Cén faith?

Cleverbot: Mar itheann tú daoine! An as éire thú?

User: Tá tu go h'alaigh.

Cleverbot: Tá mé.

User: An mhaith leat cáca milís?

Cleverbot: Níl. Agus tusa?

User: Ba mháith liomsa cáca milís.

Cleverbot: Mo thóin a phógadh.

User: Póg mo thóin.

Cleverbot: I don't have a pogo stick .

meh!

JohnCleary

Thanks boards for helping me to Procrastinate - I nailed the exam!!

orourkeda

JohnCleary wrote: »

Thanks boards for helping me to Procrastinate - I nailed failed the exam!!

Now