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Heaven

scubakid · 2010-12-01 20:52:25

One cold night a man passed away peacefully in his sleep. Next thing he knew he was looking at St Peter guarding the pearly gates of heaven. Peter asked a number of questions about his life which he replied as best he could. Peter then added: "Have you lived a life of virtue, free of sin and corruption?" The man paused and…

01-12-2010 8:52pm

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One cold night a man passed away peacefully in his sleep. Next thing he knew he was looking at St Peter guarding the pearly gates of heaven. Peter asked a number of questions about his life which he replied as best he could. Peter then added:
"Have you lived a life of virtue, free of sin and corruption?"
The man paused and regretfully confessed to having committed adultery twice during his marriage. At this, Peter handed him the keys to toyota corola and then let him into heaven to be on his way.

A second recently deceased man then approached Peter and was given the same questions. At the last one, the man broke down admitting to having cheated on his wife several times througout his marriage, including the bridesmaid at his wedding and mother in-law while his wife was in labor. Peter looked displeased and handed him the keys to broken down rusty fiesta and let the man proceed.

A third man then approached the gates, telling Peter of his immaculate past and devotion as a good father and husband. Delighted with this, Peter handed him the keys to a brand new mercedes and bid the man farewell.

One week later the disgruntled second man was driving along in his fiesta when he noticed the third man nearby, red faced and visibly upset.
"Whats wrong? Here you are in heaven driving around in a luxury car and that's still not enough for you? What the hell is the matter with you?!", he asked
Eventually the red faced man regained his composure,
"I just saw my wife travelling around on a skateboard"

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