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Man arrested for jacking in a cinema

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    OutlawPete
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    They said they'd let me off with a warning :mad:


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    #3
    AAAAAAAHHH
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    Bender, are you jacking on in there?


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    KeithM89_old
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    In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...


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    orourkeda
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    Nice to see Neil back in public.


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    Soby
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    Prob cause of Emma Watson .Could ya blame him :P


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    double GG
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    He did it himself?

    He seriously needs to get a Girlfriend :rolleyes: Who pulls themselves off in cinemas these days?


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    TouchingVirus
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    Here, let me quote that for the OP. Oh, and what gave him away was loudly yelling "Penis Erectus" while stroking his wand.
    A 39-year-old man was arrested in South Carolina when he was allegedly caught masturbating during Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part One.

    According to the Daily Mail, Alexander Ofner was sitting in the back row of a cinema during the afternoon screening of the penultimate movie in the magical series.

    Police received a 911 call at 1:10pm and officers observed Ofner from the projection room.

    A police report obtained by The Smoking Gun states that the Bluffton Police Department officers "'observe[d] a white male touching his genitals".

    He was arrested for indecent exposure.


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    Dempo1
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    Nice to see Neil back in public.

    LOL:D my very thought when i saw this thread!

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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    alwaysadub
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    They said they'd let me off with a warning :mad:

    You were the 1st person i thought of when i saw that title!!:D


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    TanG411
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    How do you get a car into a cinema?


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    c montgomery
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    Im jacking it right now:p:p:p:p


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    OutlawPete
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    You were the 1st person i thought of when i saw that title!!:D

    I was kinda wondering if it was about me myself.

    Thought some fecker might have caught me on their mobile and suddenly I was a YouTube sensation :p


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    Princess Peach
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    Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.


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    Kimono-Girl
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    Larkin91 wrote: »
    How do you get a car into a cinema?
    there is a drive in cinema in cork! :D

    to be fair to the poor guy did you see that scene with hermione and harry!!!

    porn isn't that good! :eek:


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    admiralofthefleet
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    haha, they obviously didnt see me when i went to watch 9 songs


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    Deus Ex Machina
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    The conflict between our sexual desires and the difficulty associated with successfully procuring mates is as exquisite as any agony which this life throws at us.


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    Son Of A Vidic
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.

    I hope it wasn't the hand of Saruman :eek:


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    Ghandee
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...

    I know where your coming from there mate!
    That Robbie Coltraines hole gets me going every time I see it too!


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    KeithM89_old
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    Gucky wrote: »
    I know where your coming from there mate!
    That Robbie Coltraines hole gets me going every time I see it too mate!

    I was on about Ron :p


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    bonerm
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Girl I know gave a handjob to a guy once in the cinema. It was during The Two Towers.

    "Girl you know" eh?


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    Princess Peach
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    bonerm wrote: »
    "Girl you know" eh?

    Literally waiting for that response.

    There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

    Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.


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    Ghandee
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Literally waiting for that response.

    There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

    Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

    Just read this post, and I find "it" hard now too!


    snowed in, lonely, tell me more! :P


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    bonerm
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    Princess Peach wrote: »
    Literally waiting for that response.

    There was a rumour that this same girl got a lick out in the cinema on a different occasion. But I find it hard to get a good image of the logistics of that since this cinema didn't have those adjustable hand rests. Was he down on his knees or what?

    Now I know the hand job was true cause I was sitting several rows behind but at the other side, plus she told me when she went to wash her hands at the intermission.

    "Same girl" eh? "Rumour that" eh? "Knees" eh?


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    Princess Peach
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    bonerm wrote: »
    "Same girl" eh? "Rumour that" eh? "Knees" eh?

    I think this could be classed as personal abuse :(


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    AckwelFoley
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    I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


    I didnt get offended or anything like that..



    tbh, it would have been rude of me after she bought my ticket


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    PeterIanStaker
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    medicman2009 wrote: »
    I hope it wasn't the hand of Saruman :eek:

    Maybe it was the Horn of Gondor?


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    Bruthal
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    snyper wrote: »
    I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


    I didnt get offended or anything like that..

    You can see it on xhamster as well, saves ye having to go to the cinema.


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    bnt
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    snyper wrote: »
    I seen a woman give a blow job in a cinema once.


    I didnt get offended or anything like that..



    tbh, it would have been rude of me after she bought my ticket
    I heard about that ... it was a smack in the face, how quickly she was replaced. Are you thinking of her when you do your new girlfriend? You oughtta know ... :cool:

    Are people still not aware that they're being watched by video cameras while watching a movie? After all the fuss about piracy?

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    talla10
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    KeithM89 wrote: »
    In fairness who hasnt jacked it to your one in Harry Potter...

    I wanted to in the first film but didnt feel right :p


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    KeithM89_old
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    talla10 wrote: »
    I wanted to in the first film but didnt feel right :p
    Oh dear...
    :eek::D


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