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7 Wonders of my World

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  • 01-12-2010 3:36pm
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    mawdz
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭


    The pyramids and th great wall o china are great sur. But they are ages away. Here the 7 things i find wondeful and all can be access in my home (or the net :-D )

    1: Watching Arsenal Play (Everton fan so not biased)
    2: Lady Gaga's ass (I dont care if people say she's a man if i had to do a man she'd be that man)
    3: My Snuggie (yes i'm male, dont knock it till you've tried it)
    4: My Bavaria Pint glass (Got it on an eventful weekend trip to the Aran Islands. Everything tastes better out of it. Especially Bavaria)
    5: The song: Postcards by The Blizzards
    6:Malta ( I have a fatal attraction to the country but i've never been. That shall change next summer)
    7: Nice Girls in leggings/jeggings

    So what are the 7 things that you think are wondeful?


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    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Ahh for the simple life...

    Do you actually have Malta in your home?
    For me (a composite of my 2 homes in no particular order):


    1) the view
    2) BBQs in the garden
    3) weather is nice all year around and its never really cold
    4) veg and herbs in the garden
    5) the fact that we have (legal) handguns and automatic rifles for protection.
    6) very high speed internet access
    7) my dogs


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    The Waltzing Consumer
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    What may I ask is a snuggie? :D


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    AnonoBoy
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    A pint glass, arsenal, some place you've never been, a song by a sh*te band and something called a snuggie?

    You need to get out more OP.


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    mawdz
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭mawdz


    mawdz wrote: »
    2: Lady Gaga's ass (I dont care if people say she's a man if i had to do a man she'd be that man)
    3: My Snuggie (yes i'm male, dont knock it till you've tried it)
    7: Nice Girls in leggings/jeggings

    Buy my 3. Put it on.
    Browse the net for 2+7
    It makes for quite an enjoyable evining :-D


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mawdz wrote: »
    Buy my 3. Put it on.
    Browse the net for 2+7
    It makes for quite an enjoyable evining :-D

    Is it some matter of PVC gimp suit then?


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    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,341 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    the 8th wonder of the world andre the giant

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfPaL-YWZPM


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    mawdz
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭mawdz


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Is it some matter of PVC gimp suit then?

    Its a blanket you can wear!!!!!


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mawdz wrote: »
    Its a blanket you can wear!!!!!

    What age are you? 70?


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    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    mawdz wrote: »
    Buy my 3. Put it on.
    Browse the net for 2+7
    It makes for quite an enjoyable evining :-D
    Skanky party girls, large quantities of fine liquor and cocaine, good friends, good music, hot tub, etc make for an enjoyable evening.

    Googling pics of girls in leggings while wearing a blanket with sleeves*, listening to the blizzards, fantasizing about pop stars/ gay sex and malta is just sort of lame.

    *(does that not make jackin off by yourself more difficult???)


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    OutlawPete
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    Title reminded me of Patsy Kensit, when she was a popstar :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dym-T3AkKYk


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    mawdz
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭mawdz


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    What age are you? 70?

    I said don't knock it till you've tried it. You wouldnt say the same if you tried it.
    And no im not 70 it would be creepy to think a 70year old under a snuggie fappin off to lady gaga's ass in leggings while watchin arsenal on the telly with his teeth in a bavaria pint glass haha


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    AnonoBoy
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    mawdz wrote: »
    It would be creepy to think a 70year old under a snuggie fappin off to lady gaga's ass in leggings while watchin arsenal on the telly with his teeth in a bavaria pint glass haha

    Well it's definitely creepy to think of you doing it.


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    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    In no particular order

    1. - Horror movies. when theyre good theyre great. when theyre bad theyre better
    2. - My banjo - its damn tricky but i love it
    3. - My camera - I bike halfway accross the country to stand in the freezing cold at a castle or megalith and snap off hundreds of shots but that one you get thats perfect is worth it
    4. - irish history books - pretty much the only thing i read. a struggle to get through most of them due to dyslexia but i get there
    5. - My vespa. GT 200. love this nippy little thing. gets me places school never did.
    6. - booze. a pint for when im out, a beer or wine when im in watching aforementioned horror or playing banjo or mandolin.
    7. - the girlfriend - of course, she is fookin deadly!


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    candy-gal1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Cuddling up with my me to you bears and panda :D.
    Getting drinkies for 3euro, just because im a girl.
    Cinema trips with a share bucket of popcorn with the bf.
    My dvd collection- over 200 movies (excluding boxsets) to chhoose from whenever i want.
    Ann summers shopping.
    Sex with the OH. :D;)
    Bellatrix lestrange :eek:;)


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    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,341 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Getting drinkies for 3euro, just because im a girl.

    you can get drinks for under 3 euro in germany and you don't have to be a girl :p


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    you can get drinks for under 3 euro in germany and you don't have to be a girl :p

    But you can't call them drinkies because in Germany they shoot you for using irritating terms like that.


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    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    mawdz wrote: »
    The pyramids and th great wall o china are great sur. But they are ages away. Here the 7 things i find wondeful and all can be access in my home (or the net :-D )

    1: Watching Arsenal Play (Everton fan so not biased)
    2: Lady Gaga's ass (I dont care if people say she's a man if i had to do a man she'd be that man)
    3: My Snuggie (yes i'm male, dont knock it till you've tried it)
    4: My Bavaria Pint glass (Got it on an eventful weekend trip to the Aran Islands. Everything tastes better out of it. Especially Bavaria)
    5: The song: Postcards by The Blizzards
    6:Malta ( I have a fatal attraction to the country but i've never been. That shall change next summer)
    7: Nice Girls in leggings/jeggings

    So what are the 7 things that you think are wondeful?

    You sir have got terrible taste in football teams, beer, music & ladies clothing. And whereas you may well be male, you certainly aren't a man (see point 3)

    I do however, begrudgingly respect your taste in bums.

    Try get out more:D


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    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    1. My beer..............oh, how I love my beer!! *kisses*
    2. My movie collection, always one to fit any mood I'm in
    3. Sex with the GF........it's a "wonder" it happens at all :pac: *Ba-Dum-bum...PISH!!*
    4. Cheesy 80's music, always brightens the mood.
    5. Jam Donuts
    6. Me powerhouse Laptop + TV + Sound Sytem = One hell of a media station for games / movies / TV / Interweb / Porn
    7. My dog, stupid 10 year old King Charles with her human eyes that freaks everyone out but, dammit, she's loveable!


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Lets see,
    My Mac, my boxsets, iPhone, packets of Fisherman friends :), my super expensive aftershave, money box and my swively chair :D


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