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Something just died outside my window :O

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  • 01-12-2010 1:49am
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    RonMexico
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    I am just after hearing an unmerciful scream/screech/guttural sound coming from the front garden, sounded like the noise of some sort of animal that just had its throat torn out.


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    starbelgrade
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    It was Rudolf.

    That's Christmas buggered.


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    Havermeyer
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    BBQ.


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Stick your head out the door and check!
    If we don't hear from you in 10 minutes, we'll assume you've been attacked.
    Can i have your post count if you die? :pac:


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    easyeason3
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    Ok, first question:
    Do you live in Clondalkin?


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    KeithM89_old
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    Id say you should go out and look but its too damn cold - whatever it is, let it die....


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    RonMexico
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Ok, first question:
    Do you live in Clondalkin?

    It is worse than that, just outside Limerick. :eek:


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    starbelgrade
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    It is worse than that, just outside Limerick. :eek:

    I think you're being a bit harsh on Limerick there.


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    easyeason3
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    It is worse than that, just outside Limerick. :eek:


    The ERU will be on in a minute so.

    Keep us updated!


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    RonMexico
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    I can hear something moving around in the garden.


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    we'llallhavetea_old
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    i laughed. i find the word "guttural" tickles me.


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    chucken1
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    I can hear something moving around in the garden.

    And....You're still here! :confused:


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    Gunsfortoys
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    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    i laughed. i find the word "guttural" tickles me.


    *Grabs spliff*

    Thats enough out of you.:pac:


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    easyeason3
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    I can hear something moving around in the garden.


    Did you look outside yet?


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    heavyballs
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    I can hear something moving around in the garden.

    ffs Ron,are you just bored and making this sheite up?


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    alwaysadub
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    It is worse than that, just outside Limerick. :eek:

    Oh in that case-stay in lock the door and make sure you've some type of weapon handy!


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    we'llallhavetea_old
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    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    *Grabs spliff*

    Thats enough out of you.:pac:

    dude.. what...? :p


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    starbelgrade
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    I think something just died in my arse.

    *wafts air in room*


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    RonMexico
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    All quiet now, probably munching on the carcass. Or shagging it.


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    easyeason3
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    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I think something just died in my arse.

    *wafts air in room*


    There's a rumour going around that it's your head :p

    /gets coat


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    mikom
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    Something just died outside my window :O
    I am just after hearing an unmerciful scream/screech/guttural sound coming from the front garden, sounded like the noise of some sort of animal that just had its throat torn out.

    Ireland's sovereignty


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    Mozoltov!
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    Dear Resident,

    Please, don't leave your wheely bins and garden tools lying by the window tomorrow night.

    Sincerely,

    Thomas d'Píeper.


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    greyed
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    You just heard your first fox :pac: They make those sounds scrapping and screwing and whatnot, serenading the lovely lady foxes with sounds of rape and murder. Dead serious :cool:


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    RonMexico
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    Yeah there are foxes around here alright. The lady fox must have hooked up with the Ron Jeremy of the fox world cos that was a blood curdling howl she left out.


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    CrazyRabbit
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    It was just the last remaining hope that we had in this country. It put up a good fight but has finally died.


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    easyeason3
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    RonMexico wrote: »
    Yeah there are foxes around here alright. The lady fox must have hooked up with the Ron Jeremy of the fox world cos that was a blood curdling howl she left out.


    That's what happens when you take it up the ass :eek:


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    sensibleken
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    It probably just a cat coughing something up


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    biko
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    It will remain a mystery.


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