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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

  • 29-11-2010 11:55pm
    #1
    battries not included
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭battries not included


    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.


    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


    :P


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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    battries not included wrote: »
    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.


    :P

    I bet she didn't see that one coming.


  • #3
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    He'll never fly Virgin


  • #4
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I hate going through Customs.


  • #5
    stovelid
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    battries not included wrote: »
    Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.P

    Goes without saying, really.


  • #6
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I hate going through Customs.

    I love coming through customs...


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  • #7
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Maybe when he said:

    'I'm going to frisk you'

    The guy thought he said:

    'I'm gonna get frisky with you'.


  • #8
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Well, it's good enough for him if he was concealing fluid.


  • #9
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I hate going through Customs.

    So do I, but I'm looking forward to it now that they've started giving hand jobs.


  • #10
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    stovelid wrote: »
    Goes without saying, really.

    Yeah it's mad. Almost like that spoof news website made it up!


  • #11
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah it's mad. Almost like that spoof news website made it up!

    I'm just come now. Thanks.


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  • #12
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    javaboy wrote: »
    Yeah it's mad. Almost like that spoof news website made it up!

    You'll be telling me next that The Onion make up stories too I suppose.

    Damn cynics :cool:


  • #13
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    like the part where he called for back up, he must have came on very strong.

    <gets coat>


  • #14
    battries not included
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭battries not included


    http://www.cyborgcow.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10134/thumb_NoWanking!.gif

    :D


  • #15
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    battries not included wrote: »
    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.


    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


    :P

    Jezzz pretty unfortunate surname, lets hope Neil Prendervile won't be traveling to the states in the near future, can u imagine the mess, that said he would probably give the TSA agent 20 minutes to stop?:o

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #16
    FoxT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    Get him over here on the Neil Prendeville show!


  • #17
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I wonder what charge the TSA will dream up for the arrest?
    Sure they're all a bunch of w***ers.


  • #18
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    biko wrote: »
    I wonder what charge the TSA will dream up for the arrest?...


    Charge 1) Failure to control/loss of control of a deadly 'weapon'.


    Charge 2) Transportation of said weapon in a 'primed' and unsafe state.


    Charge 3) Inappropriate 'Discharge' of said deadly weapon.


  • #19
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Was there more than 100ml of fluid?


  • #20
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,051 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    medicman2009 wrote: »
    Charge 1) Failure to control/loss of control of a deadly 'weapon'.


    Charge 2) Transportation of said weapon in a 'primed' and unsafe state.


    Charge 3) Inappropriate 'Discharge' of said deadly weapon.

    LOL:pac:

    Seriously though has anyone had the displeasure of travelling to the states in the past two years? Its an appalling experience at airports.

    These TSA shower (who are infact not a fedral agency but jumped up security personal) are obnoxious and rude. I have experienced them first hand on numerous occasions and they treat visitors like cattle. I can't think of why anyone would travel such a distance only to be abused apart from necessary business travel

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #21
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah. So he came as he was leaving.


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  • #22
    Kristopher Short Ballet
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kristopher Short Ballet


    According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused
    What did they expect to happen!!


  • #23
    Mozoltov!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 513 ✭✭✭Mozoltov!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAepItFDXc4


  • #24
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    battries not included wrote: »
    A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.


    http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573


    :P
    A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
    :confused::confused::confused:.Does this happen a lot then?


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