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  • 26-11-2010 1:06am
    #1
    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭


    Post the funniest things that you writing people can think of heres mine..

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have amnesia
    Pudding


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    EileenG
    Registered Users Posts: 5,775 ✭✭✭EileenG


    There was a young lady from Naas
    Whose corsets no longer would lace.
    Her mother said "Nelly,
    There's more in your belly
    Than ever went in through your face."


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    #3
    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭off.the.walls


    "That doesn't look like a foot"

    thought the sock.


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    #4
    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭off.the.walls


    That doesn't look like a nose


    thought the tissue.


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    draylander
    Registered Users Posts: 109 ✭✭draylander


    I dont think I'm in Kanas anymore,

    Thought the condom


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    mathepac
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    An internet bulletin board
    Held posts by illiterate hordes
    Their grammar appalling
    Writing wasn't their calling
    But they won lots of chick-lit awards!!


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    mathepac
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    In his pre-budget speech to the Dáil
    Biffo said "Lads I'll do like St. Paul
    I'm off to Damascus
    Before the IMF sacks us
    And leaves us with less than feck-all".


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    mathepac
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,991 ✭✭✭mathepac


    With the whole country froze half to death
    The Guard asked for a sample of breath
    While I blew in the bag
    Your man smoked an auld fag
    And I thought "Thank Christ I do meth."


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    #9
    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭off.the.walls


    That doesnt look like a hand


    thought the lotion!


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    #10
    off.the.walls
    Registered Users Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭off.the.walls


    A quick riddle for the dirty minded

    Your mother uses your fathers
    the pope has one and doesn't use it
    arnorld swarchanegger has a big one
    mary black has a small one....


    What is it?

    A second name

    Answer in white text above this sentence and between the what is it question...


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