comedy writing.

off.the.walls

Post the funniest things that you writing people can think of heres mine..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have amnesia
Pudding

EileenG

There was a young lady from Naas
Whose corsets no longer would lace.
Her mother said "Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your face."

off.the.walls

"That doesn't look like a foot"

thought the sock.

off.the.walls

That doesn't look like a nose


thought the tissue.

draylander

I dont think I'm in Kanas anymore,

Thought the condom

mathepac

An internet bulletin board
Held posts by illiterate hordes
Their grammar appalling
Writing wasn't their calling
But they won lots of chick-lit awards!!

mathepac

In his pre-budget speech to the Dáil
Biffo said "Lads I'll do like St. Paul
I'm off to Damascus
Before the IMF sacks us
And leaves us with less than feck-all".

mathepac

With the whole country froze half to death
The Guard asked for a sample of breath
While I blew in the bag
Your man smoked an auld fag
And I thought "Thank Christ I do meth."

off.the.walls

That doesnt look like a hand


thought the lotion!

off.the.walls

A quick riddle for the dirty minded

Your mother uses your fathers
the pope has one and doesn't use it
arnorld swarchanegger has a big one
mary black has a small one....


What is it?

A second name

Answer in white text above this sentence and between the what is it question...