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The Mercedes emblem always looked like a crosshairs

  • 25-11-2010 11:25pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,694 ✭✭✭✭


    This fella had a good shot :P

    11-2.jpg


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭StereoLove


    The Merc emblem is a murderer:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Bumpstop


    caption competition required.

    I'll start.

    "Damn, it looked like a lexus in the distance"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Bumpstop


    OK just one more.......

    "Does my arse look fat in this ???"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Treehouse72


    Mercedes - chick magnet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭hairyman


    Oh wait!!
    Yea lads,its definitely metallic.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Zubeneschamali


    Three pointed starling?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    What was the last thing to enter the birds mind? It's arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    BANZAI!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,833 ✭✭✭phill106


    Why you should not feather the engine.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    As straight as a sparrow...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,529 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    As straight as a sparrow...
    Looks like a greenfinch to me :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭homer90


    Poor Bastid,

    One worm too many. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,183 ✭✭✭Fey!


    A priest was broken down on the side of the road one day, when one of men from his parish stopped to help him. The man was driving a newish Merc, and offered the priest a lift to the nearest garage.

    On the way the priest noticed the mercedes emblem on the front of the long bonnet, and asked the man about it. The man said that it was an aiming device, and offered to demonstrate.

    "See that cyclist there? I'll use the badge to get myself perfectly lined up to hit her"

    At the last second the man swerved to avoid the cyclist, going "Damn, missed" under his breath for the benefit of the priest.

    "That's OK", replied the priest; "I got her with the door!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,833 ✭✭✭phill106


    In a game of chicken, there can only be one winner!


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