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Inside Info on Brian Cowen's Statement

  • 22-11-2010 7:01pm
    #1
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭


    I have it on good authority that Brian Cowen is set to announce that he is to step down as Taoiseach & Dr.Bollocko is to take over the running of the country.

    Terry is going to be the new Minister for Health and Pighead is to be the new Tainiste.

    Who would have thought it?


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  • #2
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Brian Cowen is set to announce that he is to step down as Taoiseach & Dr.Bollocko is to take over the running of the country.

    Terry is going to be the new Minister for Health and Pighead is to be the new Tainiste.

    Who would have thought it?
    You obviously! :p


  • #3
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Donkeyshaft is the new minister for agriculture


  • #4
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    <snip>


  • #5
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Donkeyshaft is the new minister for agriculture

    Oink.


  • #6
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    Snyper : Minister of Children
    RobotTv: Minister of Intelligence and International relations


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  • #7
    Handsome Bob
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,905 ✭✭✭✭Handsome Bob


    The Citizen for Minister for Justice!


  • #8
    Elevator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    welcome to our new leader bollocko :)


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I heard that's not going to happen at all.


  • #10
    kippy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,984 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    Maaan, That is so fcuking hilarous...........


    Seriously. If you want to make some humour about this can you not say something like.

    "Biffo set to announce another "party meet up" in Galway. All welcome, fully funded by the IMF."
    Even that is p1ss poor.


  • #11
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    I'm confused.

    I always thought Terry was Biffo ?


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  • #12
    Elevator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭Elevator


    elevator 4 drug tzar

    *zoink ;)


  • #13
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    Thread Fail.


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    kippy wrote: »
    Maaan, That is so fcuking hilarous...........

    Cheers.


  • #15
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Its not hard to know who give you the inside info!
    Spotted on the phone pre interview!

    Gilmore, ya feckin TOUT!


  • #16
    Mr. Manager
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Mrmoe wrote: »
    Snyper : Minister of Children

    I think that role belongs to me


  • #17
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Brian Cowen is set to announce that he is to step down as Taoiseach & Dr.Bollocko is to take over the running of the country.

    Terry is going to be the new Minister for Health and Pighead is to be the new Tainiste.

    Who would have thought it?

    Turns out that he just wanted to say that his complete fcuk up of the country is well and truly underway!


  • #18
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    johnn wrote: »
    Thread Fail.

    Better than the usual political shíte


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    It appears that someone gave me dud information.


  • #20
    Donkey Oaty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Terry for President, Biggins for Taoiseach. We could rename Ireland "The Terrence-Biggins Trust".


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'm not sure that "Vote for TB" would be a winning slogan.


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  • #22
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I for one would like to welcome, yadyadyayada....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #23
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    I can't wait for us to be small enough to have the old fashioned town meetings to discuss how to run the country

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NaQxUEfxt0


    Mr. Johnson is right!


  • #24
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have it on good authority that Brian Cowen is set to announce that he is to step down as Taoiseach & Dr.Bollocko is to take over the running of the country.

    Terry is going to be the new Minister for Health and Pighead is to be the new Tainiste.

    Who would have thought it?

    I don't know why I haven't thunk it before. :cool:

    I'll buy that for a dollar!


  • #25
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Cereal Rapist wrote: »
    I think that role belongs to me

    Perhaps not, how about Wimmins affairs then.


  • #26
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    What did Admiralofthefleet say?


  • #27
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    I'd prefer cowen to be honest


  • #28
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,730 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Minister of Kicking Things In The Face: FaceKicker.

    Kicking Things In The Face budget for 2011: €79.5bn


  • #29
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    can I be Minister for Sexytime?


  • #30
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    Since boards users are getting ministers jobs I'll take the minister for transport. I dont think anyone else can do worse than Dempsey has.


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  • #31
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,211 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    tech2 wrote: »
    Since boards users are getting ministers jobs I'll take the minister for transport. I dont think anyone else can do worse than Dempsey has.


    I could do worse. I wouldn't though


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