Lost in Duvet

JJJJNR

Anyone ever get lost in their bed blankets/duvet as a child, happened to me and it was the scariest thing ever had to scream really loud to get my mum to rescue me.

alwaysadub

How the hell can you get lost in a duvet?!

you had a duvet? lucky duck.

I had those horrible beige itchy blankets. And no, I never got lost in them.

easyeason3

No, I was a normal child.

KeithM89_old

I got lost in a Tesco - kinda the same thing...

chin_grin

Great now I have this song stuck in my head.

You're lost in duvet,
Caught in a trap,
No turnin' back.

YOU'RE LOST IN DUVET.

But in answer to your question. No.........<chuckle>

JJJJNR

You go into your camp with your teddy's etc and all of a sudden cannot find the way out.... panic!! :eek:

karlog

AHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!!!!







I'm sorry that must of been traumatising for you.

krudler

No, I was a child, not a moron.

WindSock

No, but I used to do it to my dog though. It was great gas seeing the duvet roam around the room, bumping into stuff.



/awaits onslaught from Peta & activists*

*He loved it though, really. He made his happy grarly noise when he tried to break free, then shook it to smithereens.

Piste

Deleted User wrote: »

you had a duvet? lucky duck.

I had those horrible beige itchy blankets. And no, I never got lost in them.

An itchy blanket?! What I wouldn't have given for an itchy blanket, all I had was thorns woven together, and I was glad for it!

Piste

Piste wrote: »

An itchy blanket?! What I wouldn't have given for an itchy blanket, all I had was thorns woven together, and I was glad for it!

Thorns would cause less irritation than those woolly yokes!

Pookah

Piste wrote: »

An itchy blanket?! What I wouldn't have given for an itchy blanket, all I had was thorns woven together, and I was glad for it!

Thorns? What I wouldn't have given for a blanket of thorns.

Rolls of barbed wire we had to sleep in.

Piste

Sleep, you got to SLEEP?! Our thorn-blankets were just to keep us warm while we kept guard to watch for wolves. Pfft, sleep.

WindSock

You should have been lucky to just have wolves to look out for. Back in my day, it was Velociraptors this and Pteradactyls that. Of course the meteors sorted them out good and proper but we were still living in fear for our lives during that era.

zuroph

WindSock wrote: »

You should have been lucky to just have wolves to look out for. Back in my day, it was Velociraptors this and Pteradactyls that. Of course the meteors sorted them out good and proper but we were still living in fear for our lives during that era.

lives?! pah, spoiled. back in my day we werent even allowed be born yet.

Zillah

JJJJNR wrote: »

Anyone ever get lost in their bed blankets/duvet as a child, happened to me and it was the scariest thing ever had to scream really loud to get my mum to rescue me.

When I saw this thread title I thought you were posting from inside the duvet and would be asking for our advice on what to do.

chin_grin

You were never lost in your duvet.

You were lost in the caves of Hades with Lord Vengeance chasing after you as you've just stolen the Talisman of Unspeakable Power so you can use it for good and he doesn't rise up with his evil minions.

Then you wake up.

And to be honest. Thank you OP for a nice thread in AH that doesn't have to do with the bleedin' Irish economy. Thank you.

IvyTheTerrible

I did..

CrazyRabbit

Back in my day, we had 2-3 blankets. No duvets. And it was still freezing cold in those old council houses.

And no, I'm not joking.

the purple tin

Deleted User wrote: »

you had a duvet? lucky duck.

I had those horrible beige itchy blankets. And no, I never got lost in them.

Remember those old sheets as well with the yellow, pink, blue and white stripes.:)

alwaysadub

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember those old sheets as well with the yellow, pink, blue and white stripes.:)

Haha. I'd forgotten all about them!

d.anthony

Lost in a duvet??

Are you a Borrower?

Princess Peach

No. But its given me some sexy ideas.

bazzachazza

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember those old sheets as well with the yellow, pink, blue and white stripes.:)

They were designed to cover up piss stains

MarkR

bazzachazza wrote: »

They were designed to cover up piss stains

You piss yellow, pink, and blue?

Brendog

I passed out on my bed once...

had a panic attack when I woke up inside the closed duvet sheet. My friends are assholes

JJJJNR

Well my ma used to wrap the sheets very tight at the end and right around the bed, so it was impossible for a 3 year old to break out of those sheets.

AnonoBoy

Got lost in the duvet once, ended up in a snowy forest.

Had many the adventures, and then a talking lion that may or may not have been a metaphor for Christ helped me get home.

alwaysadub

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Got lost in the duvet once, ended up in a snowy forest.

Had many the adventures, and then a talking lion that may or may not have been a metaphor for Christ helped me get home.

The Lion The Witch and The Duvet was it?

anniehoo

WindSock wrote: »

No, but I used to do it to my dog though. It was great gas seeing the duvet roam around the room, bumping into stuff. .

Its fcukin great craic with the cat. He actually runs into the bedroom when he hears the duvet gettin changed.Hilarious watchin him doin stealth stalking when hes in it.He loves it!

Sofiztikated

D'ya ever end up rolled up in your sheet like a cocoon, so that you can't move? Not a hugely pleasant experience. And you can never find the start of it!

Swampy

Yep. Happened to me once. Freaky.

Overheal

JJJJNR wrote: »

Anyone ever get lost in their bed blankets/duvet as a child, happened to me and it was the scariest thing ever had to scream really loud to get my mum to rescue me.

is that you Biffo?

Overheal

Overheal wrote: »

is that you Biffo?

nah, more likely his duvet would get lost in him