How do I get a day off school?!

Iamcool

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

brummytom

Kill yourself and/or a teacher


No school EVER! :eek:

alwaysadub

Why can't you just pretend to be sick?

Oranage2

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Just face the music - weaseling you way out of things is a terrible trait.

Mint Sauce

So you didn't study, and now your trying to get out of your test. Now its been a while since I went to school but people don't get out of tests that easy.

Turtyturd

Oranage2 wrote: »

Just face the music - weaseling you way out of things is a terrible trait.

And its just not cool.

bonerm

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Tell your mom that one of your teachers fingered you up the bum.

Collie D

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Nothing like a bit of cramming. It's 4.15 on Sunday. Hit the books

Cheap Thrills!

Just go in and fail the tests. It doesn't really matter! :cool:

You do realise that at some point they are probably going to make you take those tests regardless?

However, at the same time, how long have you known about this exam for?

Mr. Manager

Collie D wrote: »

Nothing like a bit of cramming. It's 4.15 on Sunday. Hit the books

+1

I remember sitting on the top of my stairs with the landing light on at about 2 am, studying for an Irish test the next morning.

Passed it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Oranage2 wrote: »

Just face the music - weaseling you way out of things is a terrible trait.

Unless you're a weasel.

OP - fake demonic possession is the way to go. Juts sit down to brekky, stare at the wall for five minites and say a line from any poem - doesn't matter which one - over and over again. Make sure it's a language you don#t speak (Irish should be fine) than go back up bed, still in the uniform. As soon as it's clear, "wake up" with no recollection of the morning. Easy:D.

(unless your parents are Sunday World reading catholics, in whcih case, expect Max von sydow)

HxGH

Just go in. You won't be killed.

philologos

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Just go in and fail the tests. It doesn't really matter! :cool:

This ^^

With a caveat OP. Go in and do your best, this is all you can do. Never aim to fail, but if it happens don't beat yourself up about it, just make sure to do the work properly next time and learn your lesson!

Son Of A Vidic

There's a lot of ways to get out of it OP, it's not that difficult. Make yourself sick - something that disgusts you, or some soap if it's handy. Abdominal pain - be careful though, if you end up in A&E they'll might fast track you for an appendicectomy. To avoid this pop out to the toilet and say you made a massive dump - then demonstrate how much better you feel. Complain of feeling light headed/dizzy/bad headache. Once you know your in the clear, drink lots of fluids - "I think I was dehydrated, I'm feeling a lot better since I got some fluid into me." So just use a bit of imagination and your sorted.

Don't panic about school, it's a system which seriously needs updating. How a 13, 14, or 15 year is expected to decide on what they want to do for the rest of their lives is beyond me. You might be doing subjects which you regret picking. But don't lose focus on the core subjects like Maths, English, science subject ect. Just remember to keep on top of things for the future, that will avoid a repeat of where you now find yourself.

artanevilla

Earache, hard to prove there's nowt wrong.

easyeason3

Do kids not go mitching these days?

WallyGUFC

Grow a pair of balls and fail for once in your life! Failing that, just tell your auld pair you bet the bishop a bit too hard.

sdanseo

Just go in. Mitch off once and you'll make a habit of it - I did that and regretted it ever since.

GET YOUR ASS INTO SCHOOL even if you fail.

kincsem

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Its in the name. Tell them "I'm too kool for skool".

chin_grin

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and 1. didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, 2. its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

1. No excuse.

2. Who do you have\want to blame then?

scientific1982

Pretend to be sick. Get some ashes, rub them under your eyes and moan until your parents give in.

Krusader

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Watch Ferris Bueller, and apply tactics

omg a kitty

just go to school
i faked sick a few times...then i got addicted to it lol..i cant stop...
just take the tests, whats de worse that could happen? plus its not too late to start studying

johnn

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Pull a Feeky Magee and sexually harass the teacher before the test, you'll be sent home fairly sharpish.

johnn

easyeason3 wrote: »

Do kids not go mitching these days?

We now call it "Playing Hookey"

krudler

Just go in and fail, and fail spectacularly, spell your name wrong on the test sheet, draw pictures, the more boobs the better, maybe eat some of the test paper. The teachers will think you're mental and get you tested for ADD.

Mike 1972

Cheap Thrills! wrote: »

Just go in and fail the tests. It doesn't really matter! :cool:

It a test. Its not an actual exam. Five years months weeks from now it wont count for jack $h1t and its highly likely you wont even remember it.

Hit the books tonight (if you havent already done so) but dont stress yourself out worrying about it. Although be more dilligent about studying in the future.

ollie1

Why dont you just study now? its only 7 O'Clock

up for anything

The poor kid! If most of the posters replying to this thread were all put into one class you'd be a teacher's nightmare because they could never decide which one of you to appoint teacher's pet. There would have to be a rota. :rolleyes:

OP, clutch your stomach and start crying. It shouldn't be the hardest thing in the world to squeeze out a few tears - just think about failing the tests miserably. One good way to convince parents you're really sick is to wake them up at 4.00am crying and saying you are in pain. Sets the groundwork for the morning.

TeddyTedson

I used to skip school a lot.....now i'm on the dole

krudler

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I used to skip school a lot.....now i'm on the dole

A friend of mine has a masters degree, so is he.

phasers

Just don't go?

Leeg17

Go in, try the tests.

If you fail, study more.
If you pass barely, study more.

Learn a lesson from this.

blogga

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Sign on. The practice will do you good.

the purple tin

Oranage2 wrote: »

Just face the music - weaseling you way out of things is a terrible trait.

It's an excellent trait to learn if he's considering a career in politics.

marcsignal

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Just weasel your way out - facing the music is a terrible trait.

Brian Cowen Nov 2010


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TeddyTedson

I feel kinda sorry for the kid....



what's wrong with me?

StereoLove

Pretending to be sick always worked for me. Or you could say you feel very down in the dumps for some reason

zuroph

bomb. scare.

Overheal

Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes.

d.anthony

Oranage2 wrote: »

Just face the music - weaseling you way out of things is a terrible trait.

But it's what separates us from the animals... apart from the weasel...

Happynappy

Put your underpants on your head and stick two pencils up your nose.

Yeh mammy's boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZS6wem7OQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6eZY6Li4Q

byhookorbycrook

Get off the net and start studying.A good eye-opener-actions have consequences...

dubpunter

Take the test. Do some cramming, It's actually quite hard to fail.

Grow some balls, if you fail you fail. It's not like they'll prevent you going to university.

kelle

Poor OP must be studying like crazy since he posted it - he didn't come back to us!

CrazyRabbit

Iamcool wrote: »

I really need the day off school tomorro because I have 3 tests and didn't study because I was at a relation's house
Please no hate, its not my fault that i'm crap at school, I just need an easy way to get off school without pretending to be sick!!

Actually, it is your fault. Good luck to you in life . With that level of laziness, lack of discipline and responsibility, you're going to need all the luck you can get.

TeddyTedson

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Actually, it is your fault. Good luck to you in life . With that level of laziness, lack of discipline and responsibility, you're going to need all the luck you can get.

Wow. Harsh!
Why doesn't the OP just not go and spend the day in town or something?

we'llallhavetea_old

Feckin nerds the lot o' ye. If you don't wanna fake sickness op, just tell your parents that you wanna stay at home tomorrow to study for a test later on in the week. say you only have studies tomorrow and you'll only end up dossin with your friends if you go in. well it worked on my parents.