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Does Shakira sound like a mountain goat ?

  • 20-11-2010 10:01pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭


    I thought Discovery channel was on a little while ago, and maybe they were doing a special on mountain goats. Imagine my horror when i looked up and saw that it was in fact Shakira singing :eek:

    maybe its time to head out..


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    mmm Shakira


    I would


  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Humor fail tbh...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I always thought she sounded more like a seal, myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Being a goat or a sheep doesn't mean that you can't have a good shag, or so I'm told by the neighbours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭FunnyStuff


    Who cares what she sounds like, she's as hot as fcuk and imagine her gyrating those hips on ya. Enough to make any man cream himself just thinking of it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Dont really care how she sounds,if i had my way,i'd be so far stuck up her i wouldn't hear her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Lucky that her breasts are small and humble so you don't mistake them for mountains


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭michael999999


    id put a bell around her neck and she could nibble on my billy goats gruff.

    im not kidding!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Shakira

    How dare you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,936 ✭✭✭LEIN


    She would scream like a mountain goat in the sack if i was lucky enough to get here there in the first place. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    She sounds like a werewolf, a werewolf suffering from severe PMS and a bad dye job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    She sound like a BeeGee with testicles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,494 ✭✭✭Leelaa22


    Absurdum wrote: »
    mmm Shakira


    I would


    I second that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    You're not holding the goat properly.


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