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Joke Thread!

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  • 20-11-2010 1:03pm
    #1
    DarkDusk
    Registered Users Posts: 914 ✭✭✭


    I'm starting off a joke thread . Submit any jokes you know.... New, Old, Clean, Dirty.... As long as they are funny! lol wink.gif:D


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    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    That's not the best way to write a set y'know...


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    cococoady
    Registered Users Posts: 963 ✭✭✭cococoady


    Brian Cowen announced today that he is changing the Irish National Emblem from a Celtic Harp to a condon.

    This he feels reflects more accurately the governments political stance.

    A condom allows for inflation, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


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    #4
    DarkDusk
    Registered Users Posts: 914 ✭✭✭DarkDusk


    So, I'll have to bring this thread back to life again! Come on every1 we need your jokes!!! :D


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    thumbscrew
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭thumbscrew


    all you old-school-Zig'n'Zag-fridge-in-a-denim-jacket fans should get these...don't you miss the good old days when Podge was just a humble postman?

    Q: Why did the diver blush?

    A:
    Because the sea weed!

    Q: What do you get when you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

    A:
    A nasty smell you can't get rid of!


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    the flananator
    Registered Users Posts: 1,431 ✭✭✭the flananator


    "I think fisting should be called upper-cunting". Bo Burnham.

    "Hey, should lesbians be allowed use dildos? They made their choice". Stewart Francis.

    "I wish my first word had been 'Quote' so right before I die I could say 'Un-quote'." Steven Wright.

    "I was in a taxi and the driver said "I love my job because I'm my own boss". And I said "Left here"." Jimmy Carr.

    "Dream catchers work. If your dream is to be gay." Demetri Martin.


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