Moustache racism

Glenster

I'm growing my first ever moustache for Movember and doing so has opened my eyes.

1st of all the girlfriend wont go near me. Never believe that women want charitible and good-hearted men, it's all about the arm candy.

2ndly it's always referred to in perjorative terms as 'that ridiculous moustashe' or 'your stupid-looking moustache'. Imagine for a second I did that with some ethnic minority.........

and finally, while looking through the newspapers this morning I found that Michael O'Leary's moustache was attacked in almost all of them and called 'a hitler moustache' in one! Even though it isn't a Hitler 'stache by any stretch of the imagination.

Hitler moustache is like the n-word to my people.

http://www.stage-fright.com/gudokipepewi.html

Xavi6

You must be doing it wrong, I've been getting all sorts of postive attention from fit birds :cool:

Glenster

Xavi6 wrote: »

You must be doing it wrong, I've been getting all sorts of postive attention from fit birds :cool:

Other birds are a different story, but I suspect they all just want a bit of rough.

alwaysadub

Not mad on moustaches personally, but have seen a few cool ones around.

But hey, you're doing it for a very good cause,and thats the main thing

Yakult

Cant grow one yet, damn my fair hair!!!

The Master

Hitler and Stalin ruined the tache for us back in the 40's, by far their worst crime.

Freddie Mercury made it cool for the gays to have one in the 80's

If it wasn't for Scatman John leading the charge in the 90's the tache would be long forgotten by now

Pdfile

mines Sweet op... make sure its tidy lookin without bein thin or the likes ( its all about the width ladies )

ive had no problems so far with mine except for when i forget to trim it and i was like " wtf is that hair in my coffee ?? "

JupiterKid

I feel your pain OP.

I'm a mo bro too. However, I've been largely complimented on my new 'tache by others - and - since I'm gay, well I look the part of a Fire Island hedonist male circa 1979.:D

PanchoVilla

The Master wrote: »

Hitler and Stalin ruined the tache for us back in the 40's, by far their worst crime.

Freddie Mercury made it cool for the gays to have one in the 80's

If it wasn't for Scatman John leading the charge in the 90's the tache would be long forgotten by now

Tom Selleck?

I'm gonna grow a Hitler moustache in preparation for our German visitors. If they don't like it I'll just say it's a Chaplin 'tache.

Brendog

The 80's are over...chicks hate hair.

My girlfriend told me she loved me 9 months ago. Recently I completely shaved "down there" and she said "OMG I love you so much!!!"


So what about the last 9 months?!?!?!


Long story short, bitches love bald guys

The Master

PanchoVilla wrote: »

Tom Selleck?

I'm aware of Mr. Selleck's work, the Hawaiian shirts did us no favours though

Glenster

JupiterKid wrote: »

I feel your pain OP.

I'm a mo bro too. However, I've been largely complimented on my new 'tache by others - and - since I'm gay, well I look the part of a Fire Island hedonist male circa 1979.:D

See now I envy that, I get the feeling I'd be cleaning up right now if I were gay (and single).

I think maybe I trimmed it into a hilarious Cary Grant style a bit too early.

ScumLord

Xavi6 wrote: »

You must be doing it wrong, I've been getting all sorts of postive attention from fit birds :cool:

Maybe there's seeds or grain stuck in it?

"Racism"
:rolleyes:

I am from the race of the moustaches! ooOOoooo!!

People with a mustache are ugly, have a big ego of themselves because they have a mustache and are generally scruffy feckers, bullies and not intelligent.

Just saying.


based on a true story

Kess73

The Master wrote: »

I'm aware of Mr. Selleck's work, the Hawaiian shirts did us no favours though

I disagree with that. The presence of the Hawaiian shirts only serve to further highlight the quality of Mr. Selleck's wonderful creation.

His tache is so powerful that it caused people to overlook the shirts, which presented irrefutable proof as to the validity and power of having the right tache.

blaze1

i tried to do the movember thing.... i didnt shave for 3 weeks and i could have counted each hair on the lip individually... im 30 btw. Theres women who could grow a more impressive tash in a week

Princess Peach

I think mustaches are really hot!

Princess Peach

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think mustaches are really hot!

It doesn't take much to impress someone who is otherwise surrounded by mushrooms.

Princess Peach

Jay D wrote: »

It doesn't take much to impress someone who is otherwise surrounded by mushrooms.

And mustached plumbers

Quackles

Princess Peach wrote: »

I think mustaches are really hot!

I'm with you. I always had a soft spot for Saddam Hussein. He had kind eyes

ShadowGal

whats the female equivalent to Movember ? maybe we could have a Muffvember

ladies ?


:pac:

Princess Peach

ShadowGal wrote: »

whats the female equivalent to Movember ? maybe we could have a Muffvember

ladies ?


:pac:

I'm sure the men would love that!

ShadowGal

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm sure the men would love that!

hehe, ill see if theres an interest, could get tricky lol

It's a terrible idea don't do it!!

Princess Peach

ShadowGal wrote: »

hehe, ill see if theres an interest, could get tricky lol

Imagine asking people to sponsor you for this! I'm growing it out for charity :pac:

Sure you may as well just donate the money you save on waxing for the month!

ShadowGal

Princess Peach wrote: »

Imagine asking people to sponsor you for this! I'm growing it out for charity :pac:

Sure you may as well just donate the money you save on waxing for the month!

heh heh, i think it would be a black and deker some people would be saving for lol

ShadowGal

*knocks on someones door*

me, sponsor me for muffvember please

Lady, whats that about ?

me, opens zip

lady, WOAH !! what the fcuk is that !!

*in the jungle music plays in the background*

Princess Peach

All my lad friends have photos of their taches as their facebook profile pictures.

Now for Muffvember......

ShadowGal

Princess Peach wrote: »

All my lad friends have photos of their taches as their facebook profile pictures.

Now for Muffvember......

interesting. I think you can get designs down there now.

would ya be bothered, hey honey, look i got this cool celtic spiral design

Minstrel27

Full beard FTW

Princess Peach

ShadowGal wrote: »

interesting. I think you can get designs down there now.

would ya be bothered, hey honey, look i got this cool celtic spiral design

For his birthday

DrumSteve

Brendog wrote: »

The 80's are over...chicks hate hair.

My girlfriend told me she loved me 9 months ago. Recently I completely shaved "down there" and she said "OMG I love you so much!!!"


So what about the last 9 months?!?!?!


Long story short, bitches love bald guys

Is she up the duff?

mahamageehad

I'm not a fan of moustaches, they usually look silly!

However, a nice beard!! Mmmmmm.

Also muffvember, terrible idea! and most of the guys i know doing moveber are just doing it coz it's cool, the majority haven't been sponsored as far as i know!!

ShadowGal

mahamageehad wrote: »

I'm not a fan of moustaches, they usually look silly!

However, a nice beard!! Mmmmmm.

Also muffvember, terrible idea! and most of the guys i know doing moveber are just doing it coz it's cool, the majority haven't been sponsored as far as i know!!

eh, its a joke

Dudess

Facial hair ftw - don't mind that "Women don't like it" nonsense. Plenty do. Nothing more spine-melty than the awesome sensation of stubble on your lips... and on your mouth too! Zing! :pac:

Lots of facial hair styles though are a no-no for women who appreciate facial furniture. And too much of it (e.g. Santa, Brian Blessed) - I'd imagine that's more of a minority taste.

But a bit of stubble, an early-stage beard, sometimes a goatee - raar! :pac:

ShadowGal

beards are hot stuff

deman

blaze1 wrote: »

Theres women who could grow a more impressive tash in a week

I think I've dated some of those women. Nothing as hateful as getting a beardrash from a woman.

Diapason

I shaved off my beard before I got married, just to see what it looked like under there. Let's just say the missus insisted I grow it back straight away.

It's a shame that David Brent ruined the goatee, though.