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Joke Thread!

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  • 20-11-2010 12:47am
    #1
    DarkDusk
    Registered Users Posts: 914 ✭✭✭


    I'm starting off a joke thread . Submit any jokes you know.... New, Old, Clean, Dirty.... As long as they are funny! lol ;)


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    #2
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    This thread is a joke etc.


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    #3
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Heres one;

    New guy starts a joke thread in AH......thread gets locked...


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    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Ok, I have one.

    A man of colour enters a bar. Barman says "a pint of the black stuff yeah?" The man says "yeah, how did you know?" The barman says...wait for it..."because you were here yesterday and ordered a Guinness!!!!!"


    LOL!


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    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?










    That's the joke.


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Dirty joke: The pig fell in the mud
    Clean joke: He had a bath.


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    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    bonerm wrote: »
    Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?










    That's the joke.

    :D


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    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    There was once this Hitler chap, lets just say that he was a bad man.


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    Voodoomelon
    Registered Users Posts: 9,662 ✭✭✭Voodoomelon


    Whats blue and sits in the corner?
    A fridge wearing a denim jacket.


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    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    Q: What did the Moderator say to the joke thread?

    A:
    Try the humour forum


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