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Arses.....how do you wipe yours??!!

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  • 20-11-2010 12:24am
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    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭


    Following on from the other toilet thread......
    Ok theres no polite way to go about this thread so I'll just be blunt....After making a lodgement do you wipe standing up or sitting down??
    One of the lads asked this question when I was in Fás (in the canteen during breakfast no less:rolleyes:) and it turned into a very heated debate!

    So.......let the puns commence.......

    How do you wipe yours??!! 19 votes

    Standing up
    0% 0 votes
    Sitting down
    52% 10 votes
    I use the cat
    47% 9 votes


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    smk89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭smk89


    I only have one arse, why did you use the plural?


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    #3
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Can we put this sh1t behind us please and stop assing questions like this.


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    #4
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I try to dump good and big enough to get a good splashback. thus saving on wiping time, and toilet paper:D


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    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    I use my hand and wash it after - saves on bogroll...


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    #6
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Oh yeah n standing up wiping gives a better clean, especially if you clench your cheeks whilst wiping:)


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    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    With a rag on a stick.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    With toilet paper.
    How do you wipe yours?

    Also, why are you so fascinated with the post excrement habits of others?


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    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I scoop the remainder of the fecal matter out of the anal crevasse with my hand and then slosh my hand around in the brown water at the top end of the u-bend, to remove the defecation from my hands....and repeat.

    That guy Flutterinbantam or something, is much better at this.


    You could say this is a shit post.


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    #10
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    I straddle my uncles arm and grind it off, duffel coat sleeve being my favourite


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    #11
    Subtle Troll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭Subtle Troll


    I wipe it on yore ma's curtains after I do the dirty with her.


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    #12
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Terry wrote: »
    With toilet paper.
    How do you wipe yours?

    Also, why are you so fascinated with the post excrement habits of others?

    Why? Aren't you?:D


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    HxGH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 767 ✭✭✭HxGH


    You guys clean yours?


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    #14
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I drag my arse across the landing carpet like a dog.

    A new dimension to skidmarks.


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    #15
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,430 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Terry wrote: »
    Also, why are you so fascinated with the post excrement habits of others?

    inYOURendo


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    #16
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I do this sometimes...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psP5G7aodj8


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    #17
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    73Cat wrote: »
    Why? Aren't you?:D
    You have no idea how far I will go to take someone down.
    Please do not tempt me. I've a lot of free time on my hands.

    Boredom can be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Its threads like this that reinforce my dislike of men.


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    #19
    McGarnagle92
    Registered Users Posts: 189 ✭✭McGarnagle92


    It gets stuck in the hairs :(


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    #20
    demakinz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭demakinz


    Some sh!te talk going on tonight.


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    #21
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    wiping your arse standing though.... surely it could spell disaster if you're wiping that last nub of shít away (like a cigar being cut) and you slip, it may end up all over the place or down your leg and in your sock or something.

    That's why its better to remain sitting and get a nice clean wipe on.


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    #22
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Swan's neck ftw


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    #23
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Swan's neck ftw


    some kind of arse floss?


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    #24
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Terry wrote: »
    You have no idea how far I will go to take someone down.
    Please do not tempt me. I've a lot of free time on my hands.

    Boredom can be quite dangerous in the wrong hands.

    Comfort eater?


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    #25
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Toilet humour is shite


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