Any Cool Stories.....

johnn

.....Bros'?



1000th post.

KeithM89_old

And you thought my threads were bad... :rolleyes:

Absurdum

did you hear the one about the thread that was locked?

Turtyturd

Absurdum wrote: »

did you hear the one about the thread that was locked?

It was started by a woman wasn't it?

Oranage2

Got a bus today and arrived at my destination - pretty cool in my opinion

johnn

Turtyturd wrote: »

It was started by a woman wasn't it?

This thread is for the bros' not the Hos'

johnn

KeithM89 wrote: »

And you thought my threads were bad... :rolleyes:

I thought that so many people come on here posting their cool stories, that we should have a place for them all. If anything the mods should be thanking me.

fullstop

johnn wrote: »

.....Bros'?



1000th post.

Hope they weren't all as shyte as this one.

Oranage2

johnn wrote: »

This thread is for the bros' not the Hos'

Whats a 'hos' ?

johnn

fullstop wrote: »

Hope they weren't all as shyte as this one.

TBH I'm probably one of the most insightful posters on boards IMVHO

humberklog

The pilot light in my car has been on the blink a week or so and just tonight the Door Open warning has started to go on the blink too.
Might be a story in that.

fullstop

johnn wrote: »

TBH I'm probably one of the most insightful posters on boards IMVHO

No doubt braw IYKWIM PMSLIMO

johnn

Oranage2 wrote: »

Whats a ho ?

http://www.anphoblacht.com/news/images/2004/07/15/MARY-HARNEY.jpg

johnn

fullstop wrote: »

No doubt braw IYKWIM PMSLIMO

Cool Bro

johnn

Where are all the ****in' females? It's a sausage-fest in here....oh right they've all been banned lol

fullstop

johnn wrote: »

Where are all the ****in' females? It's a sausage-fest in here....oh right they've all been banned lol

REPRAZENT.....AMIRITE?

bonerm

johnn wrote: »

.....Bros'?

They were shíte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS44KtUh22g

Hitler youth with a drum machine.

johnn

Usually people insist on forcing cool stories upon us in threads all over AH, but now I've called these Bros' out they can't even muster up one?

Pompey Magnus

Oranage2 wrote: »

Whats a 'hos' ?

I think he must have meant "Hoss", as in Hoss Cartwright from the 60s TV show Bonanza. So if you are reading this Hoss, or Dan Blocker as you call yourself in real life, then F*CK OFF, you aren't welcome in this thread!

foxinsox

johnn wrote: »

Where are all the ****in' females? It's a sausage-fest in here....oh right they've all been banned lol

0/

Turtyturd

You need to let this thread die Hos' ...knowhaumsayin?

johnn

foxinsox wrote: »

0/

So you must be one of the few who haven't been banned in the last ten mins for starting ludicrous threads??

It was up to me to come along and create a decent thread. Which I did.

Sauve

I just went into the bathroom, and the lightbulb blew.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

blaze1

after hours is dying a death lately

Oranage2

blaze1 wrote: »

after hours is dying a death lately

This is what happens when you mix alcohol with needy nerds

DarkJager

bonerm wrote: »

They were shíte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS44KtUh22g

Hitler youth with a drum machine.

Or Jedward Version 1....

johnn

blaze1 wrote: »

after hours is dying a death lately

Get down off your high horse for a second and try and contribute something then :rolleyes:

ShamoBuc

bought a freezer today...

Kanoe

cool story (after being inspired by a few other threads) This is my second account, although I don't use the other one and haven't for a few years, my previous account dated back to 2004, and was the account I used to learn the boards ropes, temp banned in my early days (don't sweat it missus) but also later moderated two different forums until I decided I wanted my life back and reclaimed my anonymity under this user name. I loves my anonymity. Glad I can say this freely now the rules have changed :pac:

foxinsox

johnn wrote: »

So you must be one of the few who haven't been banned in the last ten mins for starting ludicrous threads??

It was up to me to come along and create a decent thread. Which I did.

eh..

I just waved to notify the men of my existence..

I don't (usually) start ludicrous threads..

johnn

foxinsox wrote: »

I don't start ludicrous threads..

So that's one thing we have in common anyway.

Saila

sorry my wife told me that she left her hat in here?

joink! :cool:

sorry dont mind me, carry on


/door.

johnn

Saila wrote: »

sorry my wife told me that she left her hat in here?

joink! :cool:

sorry dont mind me, carry on


/door.

Finally a cool story...bro.

discus

Well done Saila, this thread needed a cool story!

One time I accused someone of dropping my pizza. But I don't like pizza.

Can I has cool story?

johnn

discus wrote: »

Well done Saila, this thread needed a cool story!

One time I accused someone of dropping my pizza. But I don't like pizza.

Can I has cool story?

One time I came home from a night out, tried to make pot noodles, ended up pouring boiling water all over the counter in the kitchen, then took all the ice-cream out of the freezer, my mam came down and confronted me at which point i pointed over at my brother accusing him of doing it....only problem is he wasn't there lol!

discus

You're some tulip

dr.bollocko

Tempted to delete a whole load of your posts now.