Hiberno Paradise for Sale: Ireland/ Eire

Wade in the Sea

I was thinking of lashing an ad in the IT Property Supplement for next week. Any suggestions for the text or images perhaps?

Hibernian Paradise for Sale: Ireland/ Eire
Asking Price: €90billion ONO
Vendor: The ECB/IMF

This much sought after property comes new to the market with just 4.2 million previous owners. Located in a quiet Cul De Sac in North Western Europe this little Island of 84,421 km2 is deceptively spacious inside. Once owned by the British Royal family, "Eire", as it is still known in England, still bears many delightful colonial features, such as Georgian architecture, an inherent mistrust of authority and a celebration of failure. A must see feature is a 1,000km coastline with its very own channel granting ease of access to local amenities and commercial shopping centres such as The UK & France.

For purchase of adjoining property “Northern Ireland”. Contact vendor directly, all offers will be considered.

prinz

If only this wasn't done yesterday...and the day before.....and the day before......... (this one is particularly poor I might add)

jd007

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Birneybau

Arf!

dr.bollocko

Aye. Has been done OP.