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Today is "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day"!

  • 18-11-2010 9:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45


    Wow if i had known this was going to happen i would have done the movember thing but i dont like mustached because i look wrong



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Does stubble count??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    They could grow a moustache.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ooh,didn't know that.

    Now,do i know anyone with a moustache though is the next problem..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    And I only shaved off my beard this morning!!! :eek:

    Should have left a hairy lip.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 thankswhore


    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...

    Something strange about that statement coming from a girl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Something strange about that statement coming from a girl


    why is that? :confused: :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 thankswhore


    why is that? :confused: :pac:

    because girls cant grow mustaches, well actually they can but i don't imagine it would help them get laid. and also it's have sex with a GUY with a mustache day. But i guess you will be one of the women who will be doing the sex with the guys with mustaches. Dam i wish i had grown a mustache


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Oh God. No. No No. I Just can't.

    Okay, I understand that its in the aid of charity and very worthwhile, and I'm a desperate nymphomaniac and cougar-in-training and all that, but still...

    NO!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    because girls cant grow mustaches, well actually they can but i don't imagine it would help them get laid. and also it's have sex with a GUY with a mustache day. But i guess you will be one of the women who will be doing the sex with the guys with mustaches. Dam i wish i had grown a mustache


    but i don't have a mustache :eek:

    the guy im engaged to does :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Why am I only hearing this now?

    *roots out short skirt, low cut top and heels in mad panic*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 thankswhore


    but i don't have a mustache :eek:

    the guy im engaged to does :pac:

    ah ok i see im glad we cleared that up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ooh,didn't know that.

    Now,do i know anyone with a moustache though is the next problem..

    Hi there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Tom Selleck is the only man who could wear a 'tache well.




    And that was in the 80's.




    And I'm being generous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 45 thankswhore


    why can't we just have a "have sex with guys in general" day?

    EDIT: i can just imagine my mother saying " aaah but every day is 'Have Sex With Guys in General' day"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    why can't we just have a "have sex with guys in general" day?


    Because we're not all whores ;)
    Thanks.


    Sure that's every day really


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Phew. What a day I've had. Why not make it "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache month"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Awesome! Where do I go to cash my chips?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Oh God. No. No No. I Just can't.

    Okay, I understand that its in the aid of charity and very worthwhile, and I'm a desperate nymphomaniac and cougar-in-training and all that, but still...

    NO!

    I have been told my "training" is complete..

    but..

    still Ewww NO!

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭seanob43


    So many possible jokes!
    Okay,emm really all the man has to say is "I moustache you a queston":D

    okay Im sure there are other ones I just can't think of them......;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    seanob43 wrote: »
    So many possible jokes!
    Okay,emm really all the man has to say is "I moustache you a queston":D

    okay Im sure there are other ones I just can't think of them......;)

    I'd be on my knees in seconds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    For Ron Jeremy, every day is Have Sex with a guy With a Moustache Day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    foxinsox wrote: »

    but..

    still Ewww NO!

    :D


    "You hear that? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there." :p :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    "You hear that? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there." :p :pac:

    as long as it's only repelling the ones* with moustaches that's ok with me..


















    * the men with the moustaches
    not the penises with moustaches

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.

    Bet you wouldn't say that to this mans face!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Bet you wouldn't say that to this mans face!


    I would actually, they couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag ffs. 21 years of boxing & Martial Arts training has made me pretty fearless. So nah, those twits don't impress me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.

    Agreed.

    Or chimps.
    Chimps have facial hair.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Wow if i had known this was going to happen i would have done the movember thing but i dont like mustached because i look wrong



    what a pitty all the birds in the video are desperite lookin....
    i still would


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭jonnygiles


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Tom Selleck is the only man who could wear a 'tache well.




    And that was in the 80's.




    And I'm being generous.

    Ya mis-spelt that word there its supposed to be "jealous"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    I would actually, they couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag ffs. 21 years of boxing & Martial Arts training has made me pretty fearless. So nah, those twits don't impress me.

    Wow, you sound like one tough dude who shouldn't be messed with.
    I bet you could probably kill a man using nothing but your chi! A bit like these guys ;)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.


    depends really my other half has a moustache and a beard and he looks ghey without it!

    he looks like a terrorist with the facial hair which makes life so much fun when you are boarding an aeroplane! :D


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