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Today is "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day"!

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  • 18-11-2010 10:19pm
    #1
    thankswhore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭


    Wow if i had known this was going to happen i would have done the movember thing but i dont like mustached because i look wrong



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    #2
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Does stubble count??


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    #3
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    They could grow a moustache.


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    #4
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...


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    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Ooh,didn't know that.

    Now,do i know anyone with a moustache though is the next problem..


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    #6
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    And I only shaved off my beard this morning!!! :eek:

    Should have left a hairy lip.


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    #7
    thankswhore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭thankswhore


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...

    Something strange about that statement coming from a girl


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    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    thankswhore wrote: »
    Something strange about that statement coming from a girl


    why is that? :confused: :pac:


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    thankswhore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭thankswhore


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    why is that? :confused: :pac:

    because girls cant grow mustaches, well actually they can but i don't imagine it would help them get laid. and also it's have sex with a GUY with a mustache day. But i guess you will be one of the women who will be doing the sex with the guys with mustaches. Dam i wish i had grown a mustache


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    Darlughda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,886 ✭✭✭Darlughda


    Oh God. No. No No. I Just can't.

    Okay, I understand that its in the aid of charity and very worthwhile, and I'm a desperate nymphomaniac and cougar-in-training and all that, but still...

    NO!


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    #11
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    thankswhore wrote: »
    because girls cant grow mustaches, well actually they can but i don't imagine it would help them get laid. and also it's have sex with a GUY with a mustache day. But i guess you will be one of the women who will be doing the sex with the guys with mustaches. Dam i wish i had grown a mustache


    but i don't have a mustache :eek:

    the guy im engaged to does :pac:


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Why am I only hearing this now?

    *roots out short skirt, low cut top and heels in mad panic*


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    thankswhore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭thankswhore


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    but i don't have a mustache :eek:

    the guy im engaged to does :pac:

    ah ok i see im glad we cleared that up


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Ooh,didn't know that.

    Now,do i know anyone with a moustache though is the next problem..

    Hi there


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Tom Selleck is the only man who could wear a 'tache well.




    And that was in the 80's.




    And I'm being generous.


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    #16
    thankswhore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭thankswhore


    why can't we just have a "have sex with guys in general" day?

    EDIT: i can just imagine my mother saying " aaah but every day is 'Have Sex With Guys in General' day"


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    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    thankswhore wrote: »
    why can't we just have a "have sex with guys in general" day?


    Because we're not all whores ;)
    Thanks.


    Sure that's every day really


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    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Phew. What a day I've had. Why not make it "Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache month"?


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    Woooo i'm getting laid tonight! :D





    not that i needed an excuse...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cndbh9-J1g


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    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla


    Does this count?


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    #21
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    Awesome! Where do I go to cash my chips?


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    #22
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Darlughda wrote: »
    Oh God. No. No No. I Just can't.

    Okay, I understand that its in the aid of charity and very worthwhile, and I'm a desperate nymphomaniac and cougar-in-training and all that, but still...

    NO!

    I have been told my "training" is complete..

    but..

    still Ewww NO!

    :D


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    seanob43
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭seanob43


    So many possible jokes!
    Okay,emm really all the man has to say is "I moustache you a queston":D

    okay Im sure there are other ones I just can't think of them......;)


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    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    seanob43 wrote: »
    So many possible jokes!
    Okay,emm really all the man has to say is "I moustache you a queston":D

    okay Im sure there are other ones I just can't think of them......;)

    I'd be on my knees in seconds.


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    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    For Ron Jeremy, every day is Have Sex with a guy With a Moustache Day.


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    #26
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,161 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    foxinsox wrote: »

    but..

    still Ewww NO!

    :D


    "You hear that? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there." :p :pac:


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    #27
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    "You hear that? You hear that tone you're using? That's penis repellent right there." :p :pac:

    as long as it's only repelling the ones* with moustaches that's ok with me..


















    * the men with the moustaches
    not the penises with moustaches

    :D


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    #28
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.


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    #29
    Hail 2 Da Thief
    Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    medicman2009 wrote: »
    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.

    Bet you wouldn't say that to this mans face!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdVZV1h3Gd8


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Hail 2 Da Thief wrote: »
    Bet you wouldn't say that to this mans face!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdVZV1h3Gd8

    I would actually, they couldn't punch their way out of a paper bag ffs. 21 years of boxing & Martial Arts training has made me pretty fearless. So nah, those twits don't impress me.


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    #31
    hinault
    Registered Users Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    medicman2009 wrote: »
    For some reason I've always associated men with a moustache, as suffering from the Ghey.

    Agreed.

    Or chimps.
    Chimps have facial hair.


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