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Describe Brian Cowen to a Martian

  • 18-11-2010 8:02pm
    #1
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭


    Have to tell you that Martians cannot assimilate any more than 3 words so keep it to that :D


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  • #2
    Namabillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Namabillion


    Fat, Mean, Asshole


  • #3
    NismoK11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7 ✭NismoK11


    Big fat Buffalo.


  • #4
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    A human being.


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Vogon


  • #6
    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    Our Dear Leader.:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Male Mary Harney


  • #8
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Big Ignorant Fukker From Offaly?

    Simple, I'd explain with a picture, which I hear is worth a thousand words.

    Big BIFFO Cowen


  • #9
    Some12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 146 ✭✭Some12


    He gets real congested in Galway...


  • #10
    Crayonz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Crayonz


    1. Worlds
    2. Greatest
    3. <Blank>


  • #11
    McCruiskeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭McCruiskeen




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  • #12
    Namabillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Namabillion


    Bertie in disguise


  • #13
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Ok I'm not a fan of Cowens but don't you think he probably feels crappy enough without people pointing out the obvious?


  • #14
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    The previous overlord


  • #15
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Id just show a pic tbh.


  • #16
    Namabillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Namabillion


    Irish Man Forever


  • #17
    McCruiskeen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭McCruiskeen


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Ok I'm not a fan of Cowens but don't you think he probably feels crappy enough without people pointing out the obvious?

    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?


  • #18
    Nolanger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,556 ✭✭✭Nolanger


    The guy from his class in school who stayed behind while all the smarter lads emigrated.


  • #19
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Screwdriver, submarine, lemom.

    You could use any words you want, a Martian isn't going to have a clue what you're on about.


  • #20
    Namabillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Namabillion


    Incompetent Minister for Finance


  • #21
    maxwell smart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    I'd tell them he's from Venus, that's Martian humour!


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  • #22
    Denerick
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Denerick


    Competant, charismatic, appealing, intelligent, shrewd, personable and virtuous.

    Lol.


  • #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    McCruiskeen wrote: »
    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?


    Yeah I have. He would have got a hell of a lot more respect if he was open & honest with people but at this stage you couldn't believe a word out of his mouth. As I said I'm certainly no fan.
    But aside from people making personal insults about his appearence to make a skit out of him for their own entertainment, what else can anyone say that hasn't already been said a million times before?

    I dunno, all these threads can be very draining, that's all.


  • #24
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Disintegrate Him Please
    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/165877-29144-marvin-the-martian_large.jpg


  • #25
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Fat, enemy, eliminate


  • #26
    maxwell smart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Tastes like Martian chicken?:D


  • #27
    jonnyfingers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭jonnyfingers


    Our, Free, Gift..........

    ...to you. Please take him to Mars. Cook him and he'll feed your people for months.


  • #28
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    McCruiskeen wrote: »
    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?

    Have you recently? Apparently he hasn't done very well as Taoiseach either! :D


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Looks like you.


  • #30
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    jonnyfingers wrote: »
    Our, Free, Gift..........

    ...to you. Please take him to Mars. Cook him and he'll feed your people for months.

    http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/742/742680/thesimpsons-hungryarethedamned_1162263247.jpg

    :)


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  • #31
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    A germ


  • #32
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Bad at sums


  • #33
    scientific1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    Arrogant, thick, ****.


  • #34
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    "Describe Brian Cowen to a Martian "

    That Mr Potato Head sinking the last of the pints down there in offaly


  • #35
    mysons
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 131 ✭✭mysons


    Is there any words to describe this sad git.


  • #36
    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    NismoK11 wrote: »
    Big fat Buffalo.

    Big-Ugly-Fu*ker-From-Around-Laois-Offaly?


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  • #37
    Namabillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 647 ✭✭✭Namabillion


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Big-Ugly-Fu*ker-From-Around-Laois-Offaly?

    R Gruffalo Grumpy Rude Unfortunate Fcuker from around Laois Offaly


  • #38
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    OP wants 3 words to describe him.

    There are many posts here that use more than 3 words in describing how retarded he is.

    Am i the only one that tastes irony here?


  • #39
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    Seaneh wrote: »
    Big-Ugly-Fu*ker-From-Around-Laois-Offaly?

    <snip>


  • #40
    sligopark
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,620 ✭✭✭sligopark


    snyper wrote: »
    OP wants 3 words to describe him.

    There are many posts here that use more than 3 words in describing how retarded he is.

    UUG

    Ugly UGLY Gruffalo

    ...



    ....




    ...




    ....




    ....



    ....




    otherwise known as

    BIFFO MR POTATO HEAD


  • #41
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon

    The Vogons are a fictional alien race from the planet Vogsphere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. Vogons are slug-like but vaguely humanoid, are bulkier than humans and have green skin, although the movie has them have greyish white skin . Vogons are described as mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" and the writers of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats.


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  • #42
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Bone fcuking ugly


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