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Describe Brian Cowen to a Martian

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  • 18-11-2010 9:02pm
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    Pal
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    Have to tell you that Martians cannot assimilate any more than 3 words so keep it to that :D


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    Namabillion
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    Fat, Mean, Asshole


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    NismoK11
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    Big fat Buffalo.


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    TanG411
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    A human being.


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    biko
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    Vogon


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    Stained Class
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    Our Dear Leader.:rolleyes:


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    Turtyturd
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    Male Mary Harney


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    MistyCheese
    Registered Users Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Big Ignorant Fukker From Offaly?

    Simple, I'd explain with a picture, which I hear is worth a thousand words.

    Big BIFFO Cowen


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    Some12
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    He gets real congested in Galway...


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    Crayonz
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    1. Worlds
    2. Greatest
    3. <Blank>


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    McCruiskeen
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    Namabillion
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    Bertie in disguise


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    easyeason3
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    Ok I'm not a fan of Cowens but don't you think he probably feels crappy enough without people pointing out the obvious?


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    wonderfulname
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    The previous overlord


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    Wolfe Tone
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    Id just show a pic tbh.


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    Namabillion
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    Irish Man Forever


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    McCruiskeen
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    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Ok I'm not a fan of Cowens but don't you think he probably feels crappy enough without people pointing out the obvious?

    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?


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    Nolanger
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    The guy from his class in school who stayed behind while all the smarter lads emigrated.


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    Deus Ex Machina
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    Screwdriver, submarine, lemom.

    You could use any words you want, a Martian isn't going to have a clue what you're on about.


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    Namabillion
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    Incompetent Minister for Finance


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    maxwell smart
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    I'd tell them he's from Venus, that's Martian humour!


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    Denerick
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    Competant, charismatic, appealing, intelligent, shrewd, personable and virtuous.

    Lol.


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    easyeason3
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    McCruiskeen wrote: »
    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?


    Yeah I have. He would have got a hell of a lot more respect if he was open & honest with people but at this stage you couldn't believe a word out of his mouth. As I said I'm certainly no fan.
    But aside from people making personal insults about his appearence to make a skit out of him for their own entertainment, what else can anyone say that hasn't already been said a million times before?

    I dunno, all these threads can be very draining, that's all.


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    PeterIanStaker
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    Disintegrate Him Please
    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/165877-29144-marvin-the-martian_large.jpg


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    cocoshovel
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    Fat, enemy, eliminate


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    maxwell smart
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    Tastes like Martian chicken?:D


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    jonnyfingers
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    Our, Free, Gift..........

    ...to you. Please take him to Mars. Cook him and he'll feed your people for months.


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    up for anything
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    McCruiskeen wrote: »
    He has left himself completely open to abuse due to his complete incompetence as finance minister and inability to accept responsibility and resign. He has not acted with honour and should not be treated honourably.

    Have you read the news lately?

    Have you recently? Apparently he hasn't done very well as Taoiseach either! :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    Looks like you.


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    #30
    PeterIanStaker
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    jonnyfingers wrote: »
    Our, Free, Gift..........

    ...to you. Please take him to Mars. Cook him and he'll feed your people for months.

    http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/742/742680/thesimpsons-hungryarethedamned_1162263247.jpg

    :)


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    kryogen
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    A germ


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