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Parking angels and other myths

  • 17-11-2010 11:47am
    #1
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭


    There are two types of parking angel: the good ones from heaven and the bad ones from hell. Mine most definitely is from hell. When I ask him to find a space for me, he nukes the car in my way immediately. Yeah, it's a drag driving in an out of a crater and stepping over body parts but, hey, I have a space!:rolleyes:

    Is there anyone else out there with a parking angel or guardian of any other species?:pac:


Comments

  • #2
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Erm.....C&H isn't really the right place for this.

    /moves to After Hours.


  • #3
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Not sure taking pills and driving a car is a good combination OP.


  • #4
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Do you have any more that LSD left?


  • #5
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Getting a parking space is the only thing from The Secret that ever worked for me. Nine times out of ten I get a nice little space near the door if I remember to ask in advance.


  • #6
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,741 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    up for anything wrote: »
    Getting a parking space is the only thing from The Secret that ever worked for me. Nine times out of ten I get a nice little space near the door if I remember to ask in advance.

    Me too! Then again I have an assigned parking space.


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I get spaced in the park too man. I hear ya. Totally.





    Shrrroooo    ommmssss!







    yeah.


  • #8
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Me too! Then again I have an assigned parking space.

    You're just trying to show off and imply that you have a job where you are valued. :(


  • #9
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    up for anything wrote: »
    You're just trying to show off and imply that you have a job where you are valued. :(

    Or that he has a deadly chrome wheelchair.


  • #10
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Do you have any more that LSD left?

    'Fraid not.:(
    Not recommended, though.:rolleyes: Either it has caused me brain damage or I'm cursed with an overactive imagination.:eek:


  • #11
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    up for anything wrote: »
    Getting a parking space is the only thing from The Secret that ever worked for me. Nine times out of ten I get a nice little space near the door if I remember to ask in advance.

    Greetings from earth to Planet Zu Zu.:D

    I read the book too and thought it a load of codswallop.:mad:

    BUT, must try the parking trick if you say it works for you. Don't do much parking, though...:confused:


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  • #12
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Oprah Winfrey has a lot to answer for.


  • #13
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Oprah Winfrey has a lot to answer for.

    Why? Has she got a parking demon too?!:eek:


  • #14
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I find parking angles are a bigger issue

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #15
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    DS333 wrote: »
    Why? Has she got a parking demon too?!:eek:

    No, she's neglected her Gary!


  • #16
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I was parking my car in the inner city the other day and somebody "offered me protection". Is that what you mean?


  • #17
    lil_lisa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,829 ✭✭✭lil_lisa


    Are you talking about picking girls up at a bar??


  • #18
    PanchoVilla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭PanchoVilla




    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • #19
    DS333
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭DS333


    PanchoVilla wrote: »


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    O-kaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
    That was really scary. My PA resembles Darth Vador, not something in a tutu...
    Who'll get the job when he's run over?!


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