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Chinese Farmer Claims Sex With E.T

  • 16-11-2010 7:41pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭


    Came Across this thought id share ,,lol

    According to a news clip from AsiaOne News, a Chinese farmer has gone through several interviews and even a police lie detection test in order to prove to the world that he is speaking the truth when he came out a few days ago to claim that he came upon a metallic object near a forest. Upon closer inspection of the object (which he thought was a downed helicopter), Meng, the Chinese farmer felt dizzy and passed out. Upon coming to, he was in an unfamiliar place with with an extraterrestrial. Meng claims that they had sex and the alien told him that in 60 years, he would see their offspring running about.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    ........ jaysus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Grimes wrote: »
    ........ jaysus

    No silly...E.T :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭murrayp4


    Chinese lanterns...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,740 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    That's good, he has sixty years to think of a good story for Mrs. Meng. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    murrayp4 wrote: »
    Chinese lanterns...

    Swamp gas.


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  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    What is it with aliens and sex? Youd think after a zillion years of evolution and the ability to warp time and travel at the speed of light theyd do something about their libido. They come all this way and all they want to do is shag the natives?

    Christ, did they never hear of bromide in their tea?

    And on a serious note, if you are mentally unstable and have an episode you truly believe was real, would you pass a lie detector test about it? Cos if you did, it still doesnt make it real.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,746 ✭✭✭✭maccored


    lie detectors arent reliable anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,746 ✭✭✭✭maccored


    but if a 9 foot female alien with hairy legs wanted to ‘bump uglies‘ with me I’d throw up first, then run, then throw up again…run some more then stop and think about it for a minute and check to see if I have a condom on me. But that’s just me.

    i think Javier has a valid point there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭gbee


    It is an interesting thing about aliens and sex, Gods and horny demons abound too. Some religions claim that Gods visited their villages and found their women so beautiful that they stayed.

    As aliens and religion are probably the same thing anyway, it's not surprising that both have a sexual urge ~ we know all about RCC priests ~ so it seems that the one thing everyone wants, sex, is made difficult by having to wait 60 years until your starship lands again on earth, or it's God's gift and must be conserved to the point of celibacy even.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    gbee wrote: »
    It is an interesting thing about aliens and sex, Gods and horny demons abound too. Some religions claim that Gods visited their villages and found their women so beautiful that they stayed.

    Just like Ballyhaunis


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,663 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Braided leg hair..... Kinky

    Wonder if there was foreplay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    faceman wrote: »
    Braided leg hair..... Kinky

    Wonder if there was foreplay

    Asians do love their cosplay .... apparently


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭James Bong 79


    weird............but i fear its a case of too much huangjiu for this poor soul!!! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Sixty years? He's gonna be knackered when asks for child support to be back dated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 782 ✭✭✭DANNY22XX


    hahahahahahahaha


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    A weather balloon landed on his penis.


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