on the dublin boardwalk

dgrump1

Thanks to God the Dublin Corporation has spent more than €100,000 supplying our zombie group with a meeting place in the centre of the city. We usually gather in the afternoons as most of us don't work or do anything other than take drugs and mug unsuspecting boardwalkers. We are very much incoherent when talking to each other, but the expressions on our faces usually reveal what we are on about. We generally wander along with a blank expression on our faces, our eyes rolling round in our head and many a time we can be heard calling aloud Jemser where's me money or dope. They can also be located from Connolly station right through to O'Connell bridge. I suspect no other country in the world has a zombie commune in the heart of the town sucking the tourists in and making sure they never return to this fair city. No wonder the tourist figures have plummeted this year. Mary Hanafin it's time you did the timewarp again and got rid of your mates on the Liffey....

degrassinoel

wrong forum.
Did you get mugged again?

Doctor DooM

Eh, not for here thanks.