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PhD Graduate Vocalist/Bassist required to front The FannyBusters

  • 15-11-2010 11:50pm
    #1
    clydebrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    The FannyBusters (not real name) are a 2.5 piece exceptionally talented Wexford 3 piece band, who immediately require a ripped ex-boyband (preferably) Zoolander waste of space arsehole to pose the night away while we do all the work. The ideal candidate will wear a leather glove, have perfect teeth, blond highlights, and the ability to make grown women swoon. Any county candidates are welcome to apply but of course the ideal candidate must adopt an American accent when singing, sighing or posing for album sleeves.

    Ok, ok, enough of this crap...

    We're a three piece power, er, trio, like with considerable instrumental prowess and reputation. We urgently require a highly versatile vocalist who can also play bass. We do rock, pop, and more. Gigs are already secured in a major Wexford venue, more to come. If you're shy, moody, or sing in an American accent (unless you ARE American, like, eh dude), or are a primadonna, or like Bon Jovi, or Jim Morrison's poetry, then please see the next ad. If however you are looking for the musical vehicle in which to display your awesome vocal and not too bad either bass playing skills, I'd like to gear from you. Clyde


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  • #2
    silkfield
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭silkfield


    clydebrain wrote: »
    The FannyBusters (not real name) are a 2.5 piece exceptionally talented Wexford 3 piece band, who immediately require a ripped ex-boyband (preferably) Zoolander waste of space arsehole to pose the night away while we do all the work. The ideal candidate will wear a leather glove, have perfect teeth, blond highlights, and the ability to make grown women swoon. Any county candidates are welcome to apply but of course the ideal candidate must adopt an American accent when singing, sighing or posing for album sleeves.

    Ok, ok, enough of this crap...

    We're a three piece power, er, trio, like with considerable instrumental prowess and reputation. We urgently require a highly versatile vocalist who can also play bass. We do rock, pop, and more. Gigs are already secured in a major Wexford venue, more to come. If you're shy, moody, or sing in an American accent (unless you ARE American, like, eh dude), or are a primadonna, or like Bon Jovi, or Jim Morrison's poetry, then please see the next ad. If however you are looking for the musical vehicle in which to display your awesome vocal and not too bad either bass playing skills, I'd like to gear from you. Clyde

    Sorry, only hDip level but me Ma knows Bono!


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