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**** AH beers. I want the lonely bitter souls club...

  • 14-11-2010 2:16am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭


    I may be drunk, but im still an entrepreneur.

    Positive, employed, happy or in love?
    Then fúck off.

    Been dumped recently?

    Hate men?

    Hate women?

    Want to meet some like minded individuals?


    Inspired by a post in some thread in AH (some bloke going out with a cheap aul hoorebag or something like that), ive decided to start the AH Lonely Bitter Souls Club.

    I've realised that the best humour and most laughter comes from when people get together and take the piss out of bad situations. Don't like this? Then go and fúck yourself. You are obviously happy. We don't want you people near us.

    Shove your bi-annual AH beers up your hole. This is for the rejected, lonely and the piss takers of Dublin (not Cork, cos you people smell like dog and point out grammatical errors...except Dudess, cos she's my internet girlfriend and i love her :))

    I also do weddings and funerals. Same thing really.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Set a reminder on your phone to delete this in the morning when you're sober.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Have a drink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Your not funny. Leave it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Ah, you aren't on the Wagon then.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    Some poster on After Hours Saturday Night Drunken Rant shocker!:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Hey!
    AH beers already have a portion of rejected, lonely and piss taking Dubs, don't go trying to rob them from the beers!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    wagon you said your name was eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Your not funny. Leave it.
    Neither is your crappy username. die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Wagon wrote: »
    Neither is your crappy username. die.
    Oh, you're an aggressive drunk i see..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Wagon wrote: »
    Neither is your crappy username. die.

    Jesus what a humbling retort. Enjoy your hangover. Drink plenty of water.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Wagon wrote: »
    I may be drunk, but im still an entrepreneur.

    Positive, employed, happy or in love?
    Then fúck off.

    Been dumped recently?

    Hate men?

    Hate women?

    Want to meet some like minded individuals?

    Inspired by a post in some thread in AH (some bloke going out with a cheap aul hoorebag or something like that), ive decided to start the AH Lonely Bitter Souls Club.

    I've realised that the best humour and most laughter comes from when people get together and take the piss out of bad situations. Don't like this? Then go and fúck yourself. You are obviously happy. We don't want you people near us.

    Shove your bi-annual AH beers up your hole. This is for the rejected, lonely and the piss takers of Dublin (not Cork, cos you people smell like dog and point out grammatical errors...except Dudess, cos she's my internet girlfriend and i love her :))

    I also do weddings and funerals. Same thing really.

    Remember, don't feed the gondollas...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I left the club early hoping the take away would be empty. I was wrong. Now Im hungry. Im an inpatient bastard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    I left the club early hoping the take away would be empty. I was wrong.


    See now that was sensible thinking. Unfortunately I think alot more people are begining to cop onto this....the bastids :mad:


    As for you OP- AARRGGGHHHHHHH <---- do that 10 times before you go to sleep tonight. Will make things alot better. Promise.


    *cuddles*
    *pets your hair softly*
    *farts*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Wagon wrote: »
    I may be drunk, but im still an entrepreneur.

    Positive, employed, happy or in love?
    Then fúck off.

    Been dumped recently?

    Hate men?

    Hate women?

    Want to meet some like minded individuals?

    Inspired by a post in some thread in AH (some bloke going out with a cheap aul hoorebag or something like that), ive decided to start the AH Lonely Bitter Souls Club.

    I've realised that the best humour and most laughter comes from when people get together and take the piss out of bad situations. Don't like this? Then go and fúck yourself. You are obviously happy. We don't want you people near us.

    Shove your bi-annual AH beers up your hole. This is for the rejected, lonely and the piss takers of Dublin (not Cork, cos you people smell like dog and point out grammatical errors...except Dudess, cos she's my internet girlfriend and i love her :))

    I also do weddings and funerals. Same thing really.

    :pac:
    .
    .
    .
    .
    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
    I've realised that the best humour and most laughter comes from when people get together and take the piss out of bad situations.

    wedding.jpg

    funeral-flowers.jpg

    logo_cuckoos_nest.jpg

    Welcome to the nest.;):pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    The take away was packed!Went home hungry. At least there were loadsa taxis!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    The nest has food.:pac:

    fish-chips.jpg

    Dip in.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I hate you :( That looks lovely


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    MUSSOLINI wrote: »
    I hate you :( That looks lovely

    Really?:(

    Let me make it up to you.:)









    restaurant-in-westbury.jpg

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    With that note Im off to bed....


    To read Bret Harts bio. Quick question, I will guess you know, will it ruin my impression of the man? I hope it aint bitter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    It's from the heart and he shows all his flaws.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Oh! Diplomatic. It better not be an "I hate Shawn" fest.

    Off I go


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    OOh a present from Sharpshooter. Thanx hun ;)

    OMFG that food looks towtz fab!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I need to wash my hair

    I swear someone's being sneaking gel into it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What the... This isn't the Personal Issues forum! I'll kill you Sharpie! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!


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