a new political party

flutered

some people have being suggesting that a new politicial party be formed, last night i had a intense and profound conversation with my good friend, a bottle of jimmy, jimmy has never put me wrong, except once about 42 years ago when he suggested that i get married, but then another aquaintance called lust was also instrumental in my decision.
back on subject we have decided to name our party the NOBODY PARTY, our manifesto is outlined below.
nobody will listed to your concerns
nobody will keep their election promises
nobody will help the poor, the unemployed, the sick, or the disabled
nobody cares
if nobody gets elected things will get better
nobody tells the truth
nobody gives a schit about anglo and nib
nobody cares if seanie, fingers, drumm, jim kennedy et al, get 20 years in portlaoise
nobody gives a flying fcuk about clowen, calamity and lie nehan
nobody cares if mahon crucify bertie
please consider the above, if you are in agreement with any of it please forward some funds as i need to consult my friend jimmy on a regular basis in the run up to the new year.

Sykk

tl;dr

Mint Sauce

Declan?

admiralofthefleet

lol wut?

ScumLord

I'd like to see a peoples representative group, not a political party as such. They could put down what people in different areas actually want clearly and concisely and put rampant Irish moaning into a more constructive argument and put that forward to any party looking for votes. Unless they agreed to follow the peoples recommendations as laid out by the representative group they don't get the votes.

The point of the group would be to give an impartial, proper and rational voice to the Irish public on a local level and filter the voice through known business practices and modern thinking.

HellFireClub

My name is TaxPayermus Meridius Irelandus, Commander of the workers of the South, General of the bankrupt legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Brianus Cowenus. Father to a bankrupt son, husband to a wife in negative equity. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

prinz

ScumLord wrote: »

I'd like to see a peoples representative group, not a political party as such. They could put down what people in different areas actually want....

That's one of the things that has made a balls of the country as it is. Every two-bit TD from the middle of nowhere holding national progess hostage to blackmail hte State into awarding their own little corner of the country a factory, bypass, etc.

policarp

Seems OP is having a good time at the bottle of jemmy party and should invite nobody to really get things going...

ScumLord

prinz wrote: »

That's one of the things that has made a balls of the country as it is. Every two-bit TD from the middle of nowhere holding national progess hostage to blackmail hte State into awarding their own little corner of the country a factory, bypass, etc.

That's because if they don't nothing get's done for the area. I've seen it myself. Dublin would let the rest of the country rot so they can have their national agenda where national usually means Dublin.

RockinRolla

We need to tear down the Government system and start afresh.

New ideas and new blood as opposed to the old dinosaur mentality in the Dail. Burn the Constitution and the flag - this is nothing new.

People have come since Collins and de Valera had a saussy sambo, made their personal fortune and left with us, the hard working decent people, paying for their crimes.

thebigbiffo

sometimes, i fantasize about what ireland would be like in anarchy. i get to lead a band of hard drinking, weed growing ruffians who spend their time hunting for food and raiding other tribes for their best looking women and fattest pigs. we live in old abandoned housing estates built during the great capitalist gorge fest of the the turn of the century. we'd have a system of regular challenges to my rule where any one of my men can choose to fight me to the death for their turn at leadership...but i will always win and shag the defeated's wife - and she'd be happy about that, cos you dont **** with the biffo.

then i realise how **** that would actually be.

thank you.

prinz

ScumLord wrote: »

That's because if they don't nothing get's done for the area. I've seen it myself. Dublin would let the rest of the country rot so they can have their national agenda where national usually means Dublin.

So why do you need a new political group?

Augmerson

How about no political parties or political representatives who are paid extravagant salaries way out of proportion of their actual jobs?. Who best to represent the people than the people themselves?

Get rid of the Dail and the Seanad and the President.

squod

I reckon we need a real green party for a start. One who's policies aren't solely based on building incinerators, raising inflation and supporting corrupt political parties.

ScumLord

prinz wrote: »

So why do you need a new political group?

I'm not talking about a new political party, the political partys in Ireland are about as useful as full blown AIDs, and that's all of them. The systems corrupted and I don't mean individual politicians are corrupt but the system they operated is corrupted and not in the peoples interest any more.

I'm talking about either hired experts or volunteers (there should be enough experts in the country willing to donate their time) turning "Ah Joe" into something concise that can be sent onto government to be achieved.

This country doesn't have a national or local agenda, a few roads and a metro isn't a plan for the country.

tolosenc

Bring back the PDs!