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Best practice in the jacks

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  • 08-11-2010 9:36pm
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    cuckingfunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1 ✭


    This thread is following on from a conversation at a stag last week-end where it came to light that people have a fairly varied routine as regards the auld, ahem:o, backside hygiene. The different approaches are detailed below.

    The question is which of the following options best describe your approach to the auld uimhir a dó clean up;

    1. Tilt slightly, lifting one cheek, clean up with a generally upward motion

    2. Stand up slightly, clean up in much the same way as the first option

    3. Stay seated, spread the legs, clean with a forward (towards the liathróidí!) scooping motion:eek:

    4. Stand up, bowing the legs slightly with hand through the legs, cleaning with a forward scooping motion:eek::eek:

    Well, what's your preferred approach? Are there any options I've left out?
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