Sperm 'donor' in Galway for €20

snubbleste

Does anyone know this man? I find this very funny. Light-hearted story in the doom & gloom.

PopeBuckfastXVI

He's a banned GC boardsie

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055880854

inisboffin

Well, whatever about guaranteed product safety (possibly multiple clients, obviously serviced without safety gear, not so safe!), at least he's trying to keep his assets in shape.


are we sure it's the same guy?

PopeBuckfastXVI

inisboffin wrote: »

Well, whatever about product safety, at least he's trying to keep his assets in shape.


are we sure it's the same guy?

Yep, same guy, no question, he posted an 'ad' on boards for his services.

_Whimsical_

And he was banned for trying to peddle his wares to the good people of Galway boards:
http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055880087

I'm surprisedthat not even one person directed him toward adverts.ie

It's nearly a pity that post was snipped. It seemed like a lame joke but as a real proposition it is kind of funny.

biko

"Ad" here http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055880087
An admin got to it first

Edit, feck and now Whimsical got there before me, dammit I'm slow.

inisboffin

Sign of the times!


Doesn't say in the article, but as a good business man I assume he gets written proof that his clients are std free too, and retests the day after and 'stays closed for business' until said tests come through...hmmm:rolleyes:

Eviledna

Could this "John Mc Manus" also have a PHD and a undeserved sense of self worth?

inisboffin

Eviledna wrote: »

Could this "John Mc Manus" also have a PHD and a undeserved sense of self worth?

:eek::eek::p
Nooooooooooo!

wrmwit

It reminds me of that Irish movie "The most fertile man in Ireland"!

fruvai

Reminds me of this :

http://www.vgmerchandise.com/store/pages.php?pageid=4

hondasam

I would be interested to know how many kids he has fathered, what happens if these kids get together in the future.

biko

I'd just like to ask everyone to take it easy on this private individual.
Even though it's funny that he offers to "mate" with women he's still a Galwegian.

_Whimsical_

biko wrote: »

I'd just like to ask everyone to take it easy on this private individual.
Even though it's funny that he offers to "mate" with women he's still a Galwegian.

Well you have to commend his professionalism at least...he's even does "practice runs".:D

Xiney

...he doesn't seem to have a very good grasp of the best practise for trying for a baby. (ie storing up semen for a week = good, blowing your "best" load two days early = bad)

Also, has he had his semen tested? Has he been screened for genetic disorders, particularly carrying a mutation associated with cystic fibrosis, of which Ireland has one of the highest prevalences in the world?


I realise it's probably a joke... but still. Science!

Diabhal Beag

And they say that new businesses won't set-up base in Galway :pac:

Wish I thought of it

magentas

Eviledna wrote: »

Could this "John Mc Manus" also have a PHD and a undeserved sense of self worth?

yes and he does call outs in his range rover

but to ensure that you are a suitable candidate you must first submit a long questionnaire...mostly relating to galway city!

dilallio

Reminds me of the punchline from that movie - Deuce Bigalow, Male Giggolo

He only charges 10 dollars, but he's willing to renegotiate!

hondasam

magentas wrote: »

yes and he does call outs in his range rover

but to ensure that you are a suitable candidate you must first submit a long questionnaire...mostly relating to galway city!

and he will never get a parking ticket !!

mikom

snubbleste wrote: »

Sperm 'donor' in Galway for €20

I knew Galway had pricey kebab shops, but that's ridiculous.
Can't wait to see the price of the sperm pasties.

galwayrush

Wonder if the Government will send a minister down to officially open the new business venture?

forumfiend

hondasam wrote: »

and he will never get a parking ticket !!

Hopefully it's not him. If he got enough takers at €20 a pop to pay for his Range Rover and seven bedroom house in Knocknacarra, I wouldn't like to be a boards.ie mod in 20 years time

Captain Darling

I love the way the Sun use the word 'BONK!.' Fecking cracks me up every time.

hondasam

forumfiend wrote: »

Hopefully it's not him. If he got enough takers at €20 a pop to pay for his Range Rover and seven bedroom house in Knocknacarra, I wouldn't like to be a boards.ie mod in 20 years time

we will get him a sticker for the range rover !! Sperm Donor On Board!!!

inisboffin

Xiney wrote: »

...he doesn't seem to have a very good grasp of the best practise for trying for a baby. (ie storing up semen for a week = good, blowing your "best" load two days early = bad)

Also, has he had his semen tested? Has he been screened for genetic disorders, particularly carrying a mutation associated with cystic fibrosis, of which Ireland has one of the highest prevalences in the world?


I realise it's probably a joke... but still. Science!

I *hope* it's a joke:eek: Or at least if he's serious I hope noone is that gullible to use his 'services'. For all the reasons you mention, and the fact that STD tests would have to be had and screened SO often that he'd need a frequent flyer card. Never mind the 'clients' being screened themselves...
Oh the mathematics of it if it became a viable business..

*shudder*

Sherifu

Ah Dr McManus, is there anything you can't do?

Be modest

dafunk

hondasam wrote: »

I would be interested to know how many kids he has fathered, what happens if these kids get together in the future.

They'll count using the duodecimal system.