Small situation

Sykk

Okay I have a small situation here..

Myself and 2 good mates got a new place a few weeks back so we decided to head out to celebrate... All in all good night, one of the lads ended up mauling this nice looking American chick.

Last night and the Thursday before they meet up, myself and the other flatmate go along as she has some nice friends.

Now.. 3 weeks later he's still meeting up with her but nothings happening. She grinds the cawk off him then lets him go home with blue balls because she has "class" in the morning... EVERY MORNING.. yet he still thinks there's a chance he'll get her back.. Too much work if you ask me..

I certainly amn't going to take one for the team with the walrus mate who looks at me like a feed of baby seals at every glance I give.. I'm not going out with him next week to meet these girls as I know nothing will come of it... AGAIN!

People of the AH, bestow your wisdom upon me? How do I speak sense into the man.. The thing is he's not getting with any other birds and a few opportunities have been overlooked.

biko

Let him make his own mistakes? Just leave it alone.

Joey the lips

You reckon he has the right to ride her cause he has only seen her 3 weeks.....

Are you still p1ssed by any chance...


Maybe americans have class afterall..

seamus

Sykk wrote: »

I certainly amn't going to take one for the team with the walrus mate who looks at me like a feed of baby seals at every glance I give.. I'm not going out with him next week to meet these girls as I know nothing will come of it... AGAIN!

Are you getting your hole now? No.

Will you get your hole if you go out with your mate? Yes.

I fail to see the problem.

Duggy747

Let him go down this route on his own, no point in telling him otherwise. If he asks you to go out with him again then punch him, you're not his monkey boy..........but then again you can't win if you're not in.

Be a true friend, next time he's going out with her give him some Rohypnol to get that night off to a magical start. :pac:

Anyways, so she doesn't want to shag him straight away..........jeez what a bitch..................*cough*

Sykk

seamus wrote: »

Are you getting your hole now? No.

Will you get your hole if you go out with your mate? Yes.

I fail to see the problem.

I've only been going with him to break ice as yer one doesn't go anywhere without her friends... I've no interest in this girl, I'd rather try score some other yolk or have the craic with the lads..

iPlop

If she was giving him his nuts straight away she'd be called a slut ,maybe she want's to take it slow and get to know him before she lets his "bulb" near her

Snakeblood

Sykk wrote: »

Okay I have a small situation here..

Myself and 2 good mates got a new place a few weeks back so we decided to head out to celebrate... All in all good night, one of the lads ended up mauling this nice looking American chick.

Last night and the Thursday before they meet up, myself and the other flatmate go along as she has some nice friends.

Now.. 3 weeks later he's still meeting up with her but nothings happening. She grinds the cawk off him then lets him go home with blue balls because she has "class" in the morning... EVERY MORNING.. yet he still thinks there's a chance he'll get her back.. Too much work if you ask me..

I certainly amn't going to take one for the team with the walrus mate who looks at me like a feed of baby seals at every glance I give.. I'm not going out with him next week to meet these girls as I know nothing will come of it... AGAIN!

People of the AH, bestow your wisdom upon me? How do I speak sense into the man.. The thing is he's not getting with any other birds and a few opportunities have been overlooked.

do the decent thing and pull him off. Bros before hos.

Babooshka

I agree. I think your situation is quite small. In fact, I'd say it's tiny.

policarp

Dear Angela,
A very good friend of mine has ............

Ghost Train

Sounds like you harbour strong feelings for your friend and are jealous of this girl

Sanjuro

I think I saw a situation like this on Dawson's Creek or some other teenage bullshit angst show from way back. Seemed tedious then. Seems tedious now.

So I'll echo what others have said. Get your hole. Or don't. Make your own mind up. And let your mate make his.

Sykk

Sykk wrote: »

Now.. 3 weeks later he's still meeting up with her but nothings happening. She grinds the cawk off him then lets him go home with blue balls because she has "class" in the morning... EVERY MORNING.. yet he still thinks there's a chance he'll get her back.. Too much work if you ask me..
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How dare she not put out within 3 weeks and risk being labelled easy, terrible :rolleyes:

The thing is he's not getting with any other "birds"

Not surprised

AnonoBoy

Am I the only one who read the OP in a Northern accent, concentrated on the word situation and ignored all the nonsense about Americans riding walruses or whatever it was about?

"We have a small sitchewashun here..."

FatherLen

take the bullet and have sex with that chick. i believe in you.......

curlzy

I suggest you ride the "walrus" coz I doubt you'll be getting it anywhere else with that attitude of yours .

Donal Og O Baelach

That Walrus woman will make a proper man out of you. Crawl back here after she's done with you (if your able), and we'll see what you have to say than ya little bollox.

Sanjuro

curlzy wrote: »

I suggest you ride the "walrus".

Angron

Roofies. Take some roofies, if you're lucky you wont remember the walrus.

policarp

Sykk wrote: »

Okay I have a small penis here..


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FYP

Princess Peach

This girl is my hero!

stovelid

Sykk wrote: »

, one of the lads ended up mauling this nice looking American chick.

If he's included in the Dangerous Breeds Act, he'll probably have to wear a muzzle on future nights out.

Sauve

Tell your mate to grow a pair, ring her up, ask her on a date, and let that be that.
Unless you're all 16, why are they dragging their mates along??!!

Ormus

Princess Peach wrote: »

This girl is my hero!

*Heroine

Gmol

Tell your mate to ask her if she'll put out and by when, it's classy and you know it's the right thing to do

The After Hours Troll

Sykk wrote: »

All in all good night, one of the lads ended up mauling this nice looking American chick.

Is he a tiger?

RARRRR

TheZohanS

1. Commit robbery
2. Tell your friend to move on

Ormus

curlzy wrote: »

I suggest you ride the "walrus"

you are the eggman

Joey the lips

Ormus wrote: »

*Heroine

No thanks... Coke is my prefered choice....

Sykk

Sink The Banana wrote: »

If she was giving him his nuts straight away she'd be called a slut ,maybe she want's to take it slow and get to know him before she lets his "bulb" near her

Username: Sink The Banana
:pac:

mfceiling

You're "friend" needs to bring his old friend the next time he meets her - "mr chloroform rag"

After he bangs her he can then make his mind up whether she was worth it or not


Edit..she may not exactly put her heart and soul into it

face1990

I don't understand the problem OP. Surely you and him aren't joined at the waist. Can he not just meet up with her without his entourage coming along too?
You're not your brother's keeper.

Sea Sharp

Did somebody say 'situation'.

/Lifts up my tshirt and flexes my six-pack

johnnysexsmith

FFS!

A ride is a ride, jump that girls bones